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: Bastardized Musicals :

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Feb 13, 2009 | 3:07 PM EST

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Oddly enough, my glib comment about someone making a "Caligula : The Musical" actually came to be. Who knew people would sink so much money into making crap. Madness.



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The Spawn of Hellfire

Abba is pretty much the spawn of Satan.


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I totally agree with this most broadway plays suck so much ass I'm surprised there is any more ass to suck sucessfully Kudos to them for finding a way to fuck up BOB FUCKING DYLAN

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Across the Universe was decent enough, even if in some places it made about as much sense as an acid trip on marijuana.
I have never seen the other ones, but this was pretty funny xD


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but i liked mama mia the movie. please dont hate me. :( (lol)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

LOLs. I agree

Basically, 90% of this is totally, totally right. Broadway has put out some decent things over the years (Spring Awakening, Wicked, etc.) which are original (I know, I know. Wicked was taken from a book based off of a more famous book, but still...) and musically sound and just overall good stuff. But the latest trend is just... ew.

I noticed that in one of your other rants, you foretold them making Spiderman the musical. Gotta laugh at that.

The one and only point that I didn't agree with was ripping the Producers. Although I absolutely see your point and understand why you made that an example, the movie was basically a musical to begin with. It wasn't like they took all that much that was different from the movie, except added a few songs here and there. But, really, it makes no difference. Your point was way valid and this is a very minor dispute. Loved this rant.

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