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Red, White & Poo: Ep 6

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Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop
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retro
pitfall
redwhiteandpoo

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Jan 22, 2009 | 9:22 PM EST

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An epic FLASH game presented in full retro-pixelated 2D glory! You play as Harry Joe, a mulleted man of mammoth machismo...

Episode SIX: Ridin' for Freedom.exe (FINAL EPISODE!)

GAMEWORLD OVERVIEW:
In a time much like our own...
The left wing liberal elites have won...
It's a world of godless sodomites and evolutionary scientists...
Terrorists frolic in the playgrounds...
Jesus has been replaced by the aborting Jezebel...
The Dark Sidedness is fueled by the flames of hippie flag burnings...
But from the ashes a HERO is born; HARRY JOE.
Harry Joe is a simple man. He just wants to be left alone and enjoy what's his. But the Fates have a different destiny in store for our mulleted man of mammoth machismo.

Terrorists have infiltrated his Xanadu. A suicide bomber is threatening his mobile home shanty with imminent annihilation. As Harry Joe, you must traverse your way through dangers hereto unforeseen. Your truck is in town for repairs. You NEED your truck, The Pork-Chop Express, to move your home and save the day! Will you pledge allegiance to the U$A and make them terrorists pay?

Good luck. Protect the Homeland. Secure the borders. If they don't bleed red, white and poo, then you know what you have to do.

Check my profile for other Episodes.

Much more adventure awaits you my proud patrioteer.
This game is filled with too much awesomesauce to fit on newgrounds.
Download the full game@:

www.redwhiteandpoo.net

No load times in the full game! One big, epic, seemless adventure! Extra content not available on newgrounds versions! Compete for HIGH SCORES!!!

Reviews


reddeye5reddeye5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely awesome

Can't believe there is an idiot who gave this a 0. He's either under ten physically,...or mentally. What does he give KK flashes,...a half. Great finish to an epic series.



Socke24Socke24

Rated 5 / 5 stars

couldnt stop laughing

great game and style.


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FLUFFERnutFLUFFERnut

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Lolz

I can see this game making onto the front page. congrats i guess


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pimpsurmom007pimpsurmom007

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Wow

that game has horrible graphics and no plot and you want us to buy it ?


ExistentialEgg responds:

This is Episode SIX. If this is the first Episode of the game you've played it will make little sense. The full game (FREE to download by the way) combines ALL episodes into a long seamless adventure. It has a robust plot if you take the time to play through the whole thing.

Graphics are subjective and intentionally "horrible" to emulate a retro style. This is my homage to Pitfall.


CamelJockyCamelJocky

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hahaha

Nascar left turn!! personal favorite moment, slammin on the brakes and chuggin a cold one