Fat Dick Balls

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rated 3.89 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody
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parody
mario
fat
satire

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Uploaded
Jan 22, 2009 | 9:15 PM EST

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Author Comments

ha cha cha cha chaaaaa!!!

oh and khawnerL from newgrounds.com PO box 444 said "no way jose i aint no ho-ho, remove me from this flash because i'm too gooder than everyone to be in it fuck you dante" so i removed him even though he made the whole thing

Reviews


Aldermonster09Aldermonster09

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hilarious

This was the funiest mario shit ive ever seen! Nice work


Horsenwelles responds:

SHIT


DemangaDemanga

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Uhh..

odd...


Horsenwelles responds:

mario?

where?


HendersonHenderson

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

owns

...


Horsenwelles responds:

pip pop plop pizzahhng

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RLRLRLRLLRLRLLRLRLRLRIIIEEEENG

BEEP

HELLO HENDERSON

IM MARIO

IM THE PREDATOR OF MUSHROOMS

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"it all started on the set of full house, when bob saget accidentally fell on jhon stamos's ass. his face was up against the thick greasy hole, when he started eating. ashley olsen walked in, and the both started ramming thier cocks in her pussy. they then took a full bucket of cocane and shoved the poor actress's head in and made her snort the entire bucket. her head exploded on both of the actors, and they had blood gay sex in the middle of the floor. at the same time, across the street, on the set of fresh prince of bell air, will smith heard a child dying and got a boner. he ran to the full house set as fast as possible. the actors became entangled in bloody cum as the big daytime television satan orgy began. mary kate olsen walked in to the scene where she vomited, and the three fucking actors licked up the vomit, and tri-cock raped mary kate olsen. uncle phil heard the racket while in his changing room, and he rushed down to see what the trouble was. when he walked in, will smith came directly in uncle phil's eye. he said "i dont think its funny will!" as he then proceded to lick it off. things really heated up, when on the set of family matters, the actor playing urcle heard the commotion, and rushed down the street, pulling his clothes off. when he got there, he jammed as many cocks as he could into his body, and he began to suffocate, and explode with fluids as he gurgled "oops, did i do that?". all of the women actors started watching and making out with eachother. they ran down to be apart of this death infested bisexual orgy. tim allen got involved by stabbing uncle phil with a screw driver while he sucked his cock. will smith, as he was being raped by carlton, started shitting on everyone with squirting diarea. the orgy lasted for 1200 years until everyone died of AIDS and daytime television jokes. mary kate olsen was never seen again, until an autopsy report claimed that she was rammed up uncle phils ass, and was reported dead 3 years after the orgy ended. it was fucking sexy as a donky's cock up a n****rs fat asshole while they suck the shit out of a dogs ass. i have a boner"

- Mario


glade20glade20

Rated 2 / 5 stars

meh its ok

a bit over the top is gross humor, a bit nonsenseical, but its ok


Horsenwelles responds:

but

it

is

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your a clever little fox arent you?


LiquidChiefLiquidChief

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bad-Ass

That was certainly an awesome movie you guys made. Very creative and great all throughout. Fantastic work.


Horsenwelles responds:

im mario

i get big