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FOAMY RANTS ABOUT THE UNIFORMED CONFORMITY AND BRAIN-WASHING OF THE AVERAGE WOMAN THROUGH MAKE-UP...
A great rant.
This rant from Foamy was long overdue about how women are so deceitful with their makeup,clothes,etc to make themselves look way better than they really are,i didn't get too many laughs from this but there was a lot of truth to this rant and i'm glad it was done also i got a kick out of the last message from Foamy on how squirrels are so wise.
saggy bewbs and warts
To avoid the horrible eventuality portrayed in this episode I propose that the legal age be lowered to 5. Also it should be legal to kill off your female spouse. Problem solved, No saggy bewbs coz they too young and no old women or women with imperfections coz they dead.
*Begins removing makeup* Pretty good little rant you had there >_>
Heh seriously though, great clip. Though you forgot to mention the amount of men that actually wear makeup too O_O
I bet Foamy wears makeup.
I think you just like described my sister, everytime she gets ready to "make herself up" she hates it when I say "The clowns painting her face AGAIN"
Im so glad I have her as an example of what not to do, in terms of my appearence to the public.....honest as a girl I seriously find myself preaching the same thing as Foamy...on a daily bases.
A CARD BATTLE of magnanimous proportions!
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