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FOAMY RANTS ABOUT THE UNIFORMED CONFORMITY AND BRAIN-WASHING OF THE AVERAGE WOMAN THROUGH MAKE-UP...
Shin's Tasteful Reviews
Another thing that pisses "me" off and I bet it would piss Foamy off too... is the fact there are SOME people that... if you get within a certain distance of them... your nose wants to fall OFF! The Stench they give off is sooo congested, soo thick that you swear you were walking in the middle of "The Bay" where there are several rows of perfume stands, the Air itself is so congested with stench that its hard to breath... Its as if that person took all the perfume they owned, Dumped them all in the bathtub, and BATHED in it for Several Hours... Just to smell good.
But seriously, Foamy does have a point... Its better to just go natural rather than being fake because God gave you what you have, why ruin it with enhancers? I swear it, if you burned and destroyed ALL THE MAKEUP in the world... I will bet at least a large chunk of women... will end up single and alone for the rest of their lives because they dont believe in their looks to see that they are beautiful enough WITHOUT several layers of makeup. I can call off a List of celebreties that are much better off without makeup...*coughs*Hilton*coughs* People should just believe in themselves and keep what they were given and respect their own looks. Foamy isnt ashamed of his looks because he lives it as it really is. Learn from Foamy and your lives would be That Much Richer.
Graphics : 10
Sound : 8,83
Creativity : 9,77
Fun and entertaining : 9,402
Design : 9,812
note : it was watched and played for about 40 people.All scores above are an arithmetic media(total of a topic/number of people).
but, i think you could have done more with this rant.
Gotta love illwillpress cartoons they are so true with foamy's rants and thier randomness
Truth in every word...
Ah, has one ever heard words more true? (...The correct answer is 'no'.)
I wholeheartedly agree with Foamy, both on the 'deceitful make-up' and 'squirrels are wise' part.
I prefer full honesty about looks, both my own and other people's. The only regular upkeep I have for my unimpressive looks is showering and the occasional nail polish layer to prevent my nails from splitting. Maybe once a year I do something that can be called an actual make-up so that other people can see it. Everything else is occasional and not seen by anyone...
Make-up is supposed to enhance the already _existing_ beauty, not to paint a whole new face like that expensive colour was nothing more than a fun toy (like fingerpaints or crayons when you were a kid).
Some people just don't understand that... :(
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