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FOAMY RANTS ABOUT THE UNIFORMED CONFORMITY AND BRAIN-WASHING OF THE AVERAGE WOMAN THROUGH MAKE-UP...
SOOOOO TRUE! Fake breast (push-up/implants), fake face (make-up/surgery), fake hair (dye) and the women are searching for "real" men .... .DUUUH 10/10 for squirly wisdom !!!
Conformity indeed; Foamy has gone above and beyond this time to address a serious issue in our (American) society today. This seems to be one of his better rants to - it just MAKES SENSE.
Sometimes when I go shopping I see a DD push up bra and I think to myself "WTF?!? Who's stupid idea was that?"
And I agree, makeup is evil, but I like nail polish, because it is shiny
@.@ I love the shiny
I got into an "argument" or some shit with a friend of mine about this a while back. She chooses to wear make up- I don't. She tries to dump that glob of stuff of me and I went off. Why wear that heavy mess? It stinks, you have to damn near use Pine-sol to get it off your face, and on top of that it RUINS your skin as it "makes it look better". Funny.
I don't put up those false appearance for anything or anyone. No makeup because my skin looks just fine. No weave because my hair grows just fine. No fake eyelashes(including that dreadful threading shit-OMG), fake fingernails, fake fucking toenails(why?), no push up bra because I don't want my tits on my damn chin--just none of that shit!
Just take good care of yourself, drink plenty of water to cleanse your system not use makeup to cover that bastardly big ass zit you have on your face. Want your hair to grow? Its called vitamin E. If you got big titties they're gonna sag regardless so...may not be much you can do, but exercise and keep them non-jiggly. No reason your titties should be capable of turning like double-dutch ropes.
No more rant...I must marry Foamy. <3
This makes me smile to say that I've never worn make-up before or used any weird facial treatment creams. Harharar.
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this one isn't funny
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