Eulogy For: No Big Deal!?
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
01/15/09 – 07/22/09
Here it is, this is the one, painful hours upon hours of labor. I poured my heart and soul into this piece. Well all I got to say is I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. I would like to thank God, my mother, father, Granddaddy, and Uncle Petey for all the inspiration. I would also like to thank Newgrounds for this wonderful opportunity. God Bless, Godspeed and God Damnit, farewell.
This is getting ridiculous now. We're telling you guys, it's No Big Deal, and you're making a big deal out of it! But hey whatever. SUCK IT!
Blastoise
That was random but I have to say it rocked!! I like your animation style
You're an ER fan aren't you?
Seriously maybe it is just me but I don't find this kind of 'humor' or what it is supposed to be funny at all. Maybe some people do like it but I don't and I'm reviewing it right now. If you do another animation I will watch it because I hope it will be better.
That's twisted, man. Twisted, awkward and awesome. I'm almost ashamed to have found it so hilarious.
Almost
5 and 9.
Animation wasn't half bad. That is the only plus hereYour co.
Your choice of content is not funny at all, just vulgar. I'm dissapointed that people actually let this through.....
hahahhaha if everyone saw this video all the Politically Correct douche bags would have a heart attack. I think it's time to release this to the general public. You silly, silly man.
No, this was a big deal, A REALLY BIG DEAL
As fun as touching is, this is NO place to show on Newgrounds. This is Vulgar, Disgusting, Unfruitful, Off-kilter, Anti-racial, Negative, Lethargic, and down right Offensive. I plan to take legal action. I will sue You, I will sue the State, I will sue Newgrounds, and I Will sue your parents if you don't take this off the internet imediately. I swear to God and his holy son Jesus Christ, that if my little Jeffrey saw this, all HELL will break lose on you and you're whole family.
"just touching" dude starts crying, lmao. I was wondering if you'd be interested in animating a skit I made to diss a rapper on newgrounds, it's funny even the kid that I dissed said he laughed, and I think your art style/sense of humor would make it even funnier, message me if you're interested, oh and if u scratch my back I'll scratch yours, I have a good mic now so I could do voice overs for any future projects you might need a voice for. Anyways you got my 5 2.47 / 5.00 (+ 0.030)
Keep it pimpin'
BN out
I mean, it was just touching. How could that be such a big deal? People take this stuff too seriously...
No big deal man, he's just touching...
You sick sick suma monkey! If this were real shit I'd be really pissed off by it, but it's just a cartoon that makes fun of the sick fuckers that do this shit in real life. DON'T DO THIS AT HOME! If that guy was real he should be hung and shot with a rusty nail gun while getting a shocker up the ass. Yeah, maybe that could be the sequel.
This is a bit vulgar and tasteless for me, but it is a free country and you have the right :) plus the animation wasn't that bad, maybe try to make a few that aren't so crude?
Since when was tuchin' such a big deal anyway.
great flash.
i LOVED it.
you should make a sequel to it or something haha
5/5
10/10
im tuching my clit right nao also there was a naked n****r lol
Perhaps the talk should involve a baseball bat as mediator.
Hurting these conformist retards who think that putting a drawn baby into a drawn blender and a drawn person turning it on blending the child is really wicked.
Hell knows... I came. xD
LOL
THis is better than the cat one!
I LURVE the vioce acting (LOLLOLOL) It sounds sooo liflike!
This is FP worthy also!!!!
beautiful
awesome hahaha just as some1 said before me, this one's better that the cat one
i love it when they start crying hahahahaha
wow, wtf is wrong with you, Are you on crack or something?
It was.... kind of funny.... I guess.
wat was with the black person to the AIDS reference for?
i wish you could see this from are perspective you have given satan an opertunity to make more sinner some how it's jst wrong and stupid
n/c just sick
dood.. that was halrious!!! omg!! the black guy.. rofl!! great job man
i think you dont need any explanation why i'm givin you 0.. I agree with "xcii93" --- this is sick..
im sorry but all ur videos that i have seen are disgusting. if your gonig to make flash art please make it less dirty. i mean last time he fucked a CAT?! and this time hes touching people when hes got aids stuff in his veins. please no more videos like these.
This was just freaking deranged man...
I suggest you use the skills you have to make things with a little more creativity...
Point analysis:
1- You had sound
1- You had colors
1+1= 2.... This does not deserve front page
Very fucked up. Not a big deal though.
I do not see why this shit is getting front page.
All it is, is you making animations of some sort of poorly drown asshole raping shit.
Somehow I get the feeling whoever front paged this is laughing their head off. You should work more on your content and design before attempting further flashes, if you don't mind. Shock and Awe flashes are very difficult to do well, especially without getting blammed into oblivion. 1 star on principal for at least making a flash that is loadable. Try to make something that is meant to ENTERTAIN, not to see how much flaming you receive.
I've noticed that for some strange reason, the people giving the same amount of stars as me seem to leave reasons such as "poorly drawn" or "bad music" and so on, but no one has mentioned how painfully rude and offensive this is. Especially to someone who could have some sort of connection to this material. You say you've poured your soul into this? Well then, buddy, you have one messed up soul.
Hope you burn in Hell,
~CreamPuff
p.s. Frontpage? Are you friggin serious? Wow. That's just disappointing.
well for some reason i thought he was gunna bang the black buy instead of stabbing with the needles. I thought it was funny, and u guys can say what u want about it.
For the internet u take everything with a grain of salt.
animation was whack man-
people just hatin on this cause its offensive
humor is messed up in the head like the author is lol
What an awful piece of crap. For some reason, that was funny.
I too think that you are twisted and insane. But, I don't as much think YOUR as insane as your character. He rapes dead cats, he stabs black people, and he touches little boys and men. Seriously WTF is wrong with this guy?!? But I'll give you a 2 for animation.
Its good that your trying hard to get people to laugh....but maybe your trying a TOO hard. A lot of people that come on this site are little kids man.
I've seen better attempts at random/disgusting stuff. I will say that the animation is good, and you portray what you're trying to portray really well, but man.... relax with this shit, put that skill to good use.
This has no meaning, no purpose other than of course shocking people.
Judging from the previous reviews I can only applaud you good sir on a job well done.
This is absolutely insane, yet bold and daring. It takes guts to make something like this, moreover upload it to a website that's visited by thousands and thousands of people.
Is that irony in the title? Since it isn't actually a big deal, hehe.
Basically, this is just one big 'fuck you' to everything and everyone.
Comparable to Dada even, if you're into art that is.
Bravo and a round of applause, that goes for your previous submission as well.
it was shit, and the audio was terrible too.
Well, much better. There was a semblence of a plot I think. He gives himself Aids and goes to touch a little boy. Still not quite clever. What I do like is your animation style and your use of audio.
animation was terrible. needs work. audio wasnt good. needs work. storyline was just paedophile like as are most of your others. that probably needs the mosty work... professionally.
The artistic perspective in this quite astounding.
despite what everyone else seems to be saying, the FBF animation was actually pretty smooth in a few spots and the loose movements had a lot of character. the soundtrack made the whole joke though, good call. my only real criticism is that the audio for the voices couldve been a bit cleaner or well-recorded, but other than that, top notch absurd/disturbing short.
PS i got the joke, good one.
the flashes you makejust scare me i know that they might be a joke but come on what the fuck
This flash is so perfect in everyway!
Don't mind the conservative 12-20 year old douche bags that take everything in the world serious. They have no humor and probably like Jeff Foxxworthy.
I loved how he crab walks into the patients room. HAHA
This wasn't quite as disturbing as your other flash but it was still pretty dirty but yet funny as hell cause for some odd reason AIDS is rather hilarous especially in this flash,good job and more weirdness would be cool.
Not quite as bad as your last one but still. I mean come on, I'm not against sexual jokes or anything, but seriously, a guy having sex with a cat in front of children? And you don't even use good art/animation/sound/story/or comedy to make up for it. If one more of these get front paged, I just might leave Newgrounds (Not that anyone would miss me). I suggest you work on what I mentioned up there, you might make something decent.
The cat one could have been so much more. At least with this one you had a bit more going on. This character has potential. I see him going places. Sadly, it's places that are creepy and vomit-inducing, but still, if you're gonna go, go with gusto.
Creepy, the sound quality could have been a lot better, and it was disappointingly short.
I don't really like this animation because I can't really find anything about it that I actually LIKE. There was no (good) humour, no porn, no (good) story, and on the whole, it just lacked any redeeming qualities whatsoever.
So, I'm afraid that I can't give any more than two stars for this. It's harsh, I know.
This made no sense at all. Did you even try? I don't think so.
if ur gonna make sumit sick and twisted might aswell actually make sumit that is disturbing or gross or sumit... this was just pathetically slight funny.
do not watch if you on acid worst trip ever
everybody else straight up crucified this flash but it was ok. dnt get the point but hey fuck it, its jst a cartoon.
its funny in a really creepy raper kinda way. its also funny how everyone else doesn't like it.
Great Job!
i'm sorry thats just weird, why was the black guy naked.
this actually made me feel a bit sick.
Though not quite worth 10 stars. He just gets a bunch of needles and stabs a naked guy with them repeatedly! That shit is funny! Then he just feels all over the kid and him and the dad both start crying. I'm sorry but if you don't think this is funny you need to get some humor in your life.
And to all of you that says this is offensive, go build a time machine and go back to 1940's Germany you nazis. This is free speech.
you failed to notice that while he was stabbing the guy with the needles he was also jerking himself off. I do have a sense of humor and therefore rate 6/10 because i like messed-up points of view, but the fact that it took you hours and hours for something so short , useless, and twisted makes me think that you would be better off working at a gas station
keep this up, you improving each time, and are one of the next gen animators ready to unleash on newgrounds. :D
jussss keep at it.
no looking im just touching just touching
HAHAHA! God that was creepy!
Nice work, funny.
i want to say BLAM this piece of crap but for some odd reason i found it entertaining... i feel awful but im going to give this a 7/10
i think im going to slit my wrists now... good job
please... if you have any mercy, you will make sure this thing will be burnt at the stake for the monstrous acts that it has committed
I love this guy, he seems like such a happy and well adjusted fellow.
Anyways keep up the great work I hope to see happy Bob or whatever his name is in some more awesome animation.
Oh and don't worry about the detractors they just have something against free speech or something.
~Thals
but this one... was actually a lil bit funny.
This is great, a little on the poorly animated side, but the humor is so dark. People are only rating this poorly, because they dont want to seem fucked up.
Great Job~
Some of the people who have supposedly "reviewed" this flash are being quite emotional and closed-minded. They would take a book, such as Lolita, and call it crap and give it the big ZERO because of it's surface content. (For those of you giving zeros, please read the text below the review box, that states: "If you are giving this submission a low score, please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole. If your review is found to be mean, offensive, or generally not helpful, you will be banned and your account may be terminated." I've yet to see any constructive criticism.)
Sure, this flash had some sick things going on. But people, consider the title. "No Big Deal?" Consider that, possibly, the author is not just totally sick. There are themes at work. Notice that the black person was a victim of an uncaring asshole literally shoving AIDS and disease into his body. The young boy is molested and his father does little but cry and take a little sexual abuse as well. Everyone in this was a victim.
Looking at it from an objective--rather than subjective--view, you may realize that the happy bastard running around molesting and stabbing people is a character created by the author. The character is not the author, this is not a biographic flash animation (at least I hope?). Thus, the character is meant to represent something. Which in this case, could be any great number of things. The character could represent an ambiguous, disgusting, defiling aspect of society. Or it could be a more literal representation of the actual types of people who are doing these things.
People such as this animator are not the scum of the earth, its people who take things at face value and are lacking in the intelligence. The cliche "don't judge a book by its fucking god-damned cover" comes to mind.
As for my comments to the flash itself.
The animation was interesting, I enjoyed the exaggerated movements of the arms and legs. And the disgusting smile the bastard had on his face while performing the deplorable acts. As I've already mentioned, I feel there are some underlying themes, though if you are trying to produce these themes, make the symbolism a little more apparent, though this part is hard to determine. Because if you go too far the other way, then there's no point to using symbols. The father at the end crying while just letting the bastard molest his son was especially powerful. All the while they were in the presence of a loved on in pain, on a hospital bed.
And of course, there's always the chance that none of my analysis is correct and the animator is just one sick puppy. In which case, everyone enjoy the f-ing lemonade I just made.
Every day from this point on I'm finding this video and spamming more 0s till it dies, ok? Great.
Disturbing to say the least. No plot, no sense, no humor. Just awful.
I have not understood the point of it, no point and plot.
I'm sorry, but I disliked this piece intensely. Though the animation was great, the story and overall theme was nothing more that foul minded spittle. You clearly have quite a talent for Flash, so use it to create submissions that people may actually enjoy.
Better luck next time.
I've gotta say i agree with anybody else who got irritates by your working . Animations are like so poor . I had no idea what is this about too .
Well after going through this a few times, i have to congratulate on hard work you put in. It may not be my kind of humor, but every genre has its own crowd. I see in most of your flashes it usually just ends with people crying.. Its rather predictable, that supportive this downslide of graphic proportion this delivers.. It doesn't seem Front Page worthy, no offence. But, work hard at anything and one can accomplish anything. But if i were to give constructive criticism.. I'd say dont make the endings so predictable, and try to swing away from the constant sexually related themes in your flashes :)
should ha ve relised is was you who did this by the pic....
man the kid one was sick and offensive and.. pleas take not GET HELP!
youre animation style is ok, but didnt deserve this... again there maybe kids (little kids) who maybe on this site. come up with something better in future, even cock jokes are better than you animations. (less offensive too.)
try something around gangs or even killing, that would be a step in the right direction tho not suggestion that yoy make all you movies about it.. try actual humer as well. not dugs and bestilaity (i think it was necrophillia too.)
i wish i coul write something good abut this but its dead hard..
People here just don't get the humor..
Animation was nicely done aswell, looking forward to more
Well, good job trolling Newgrounds members. You will eventually get a ED page written about you. Causing all this butthurt.
In retorspect though, this is really inappropriate, even for an asshole like me. Child molesting is funny, but your bad animation kills the funniness from it.
what was that supposed to be? music was annoying, animation was crap and the story was just fucked up. were u on drugs when u made it?
Seriously, what was that all about?
Just touching. That was funny like hell.
I dont know why, but i think its funny.
Dude, that was absolutely horrible, first some randon guy gets infected with AIDS and then a child is felt up? And that's it? There are plenty of ways to make either one of them funny, but you just made it creepy.
Dude, I'm cracking up here.
Really funny, great job.
But it looks like u've been abused in childhood. Well, that sucks.
Anyway, keep it up.
Ok. I have a feeling of guilt. I do, because I find this animation both disgusting and funny. Aids is not funny. Child abuse is not funny. Killing black people is not funny. But... man I really laugh when I see this master piece (of crap).
Anyways. I'm ashame. XD
Not everyone will find it funny, but i sure do
i like the acid music, the sick expressions and all the hallucination-like ambience.
just one problem: catoblepas did it before, and he did it better. in this very site.
it wasn't that funny but you have to have balls to make a funny movie about such a serious subject
strange humour, extremly random
ok, all in one this is funny, but it have no point
but a guy that is infecting everyone with aids is not really original, but kinda funny
That was really good animation and swim can see that you have put alot of work into this piece, but.....was that guy ament to be a pedophile or somthing? since he started round the Aids clinic then infected himself, then starts raping everyone and touching up kids. You have picked a very sensitive subject and swim cant fiqure out why you have done this? swim would say more but even this subjects to sensitive for swim.
Because this is TWICE your GARBAGE got there.
Can you do anything ELSE? Or just this shock value crap?
Try to write a decent cartoon... like I said... I don't care if it's clean or dirty... but at least make it GOOD!
Your sense of humor is seriously skewed... this stuff is just not funny.
Honestly, It wasn't that bad.
I love the surreal humor involved in this. I find most of the flash in this vein contain that surreal sort of humor, part of it derived from the fact it pisses everybody else off.
I liked the design of the main character, with his constant smile, and habit infecting people with AIDS.
It touched many different taboo subjects, such as cancer, AIDS, pedophilia, and rascism, and it all contributed to the same insane humor present in NewGrounds.
Could have been slightly longer though, as if it is too long, it begins to water down the content slightly.
Anyone who says this doesn't belong on Newgrounds (many of whom state their opinion as fact, rather obnoxiously), is probably a nooB. Ever heard of TeleTubby Fun Land? This was incredibly popular on NewGrounds. Watch it, then watch this. You'll notice the similarities (TeleTubby fun land wasn't as funny in my opinion).
All right so it's a maniac who likes to have sex with cats and kill people and molest children, so yeah I get the point, but other than picturing it, you're not doing anything, there is no drama involved or any point of view, you're not making it interesting or funny in any way. It seems very random to me, and although I have nothing against random stuff (most stuff on the net is pretty random anyway), this doesn't get away with it... I know people are saying it's gross and wrong and whatever, and sure, it is, but you might as well just want to make a cartoon about that, fair enough, but it's not interesting.
The animation is acceptable, not good, but not buggy either, but that's all...
As for the front page, it's totally random and pointless on this site. They should do something about it, but whatever, I prefer searching for stuff rather than limiting myself to the home page.
This episode is much better developed than the last piece on the front page. I definitely enjoyed this one more.
The animation was more ambitious, and while it wasn't anything spectacular, it was appropriate for the context and the atmosphere, so the animation was suitably adequate. There were also many different backgrounds, which most people overlook when judging animation.
The sound was pretty good. The song fit well, and I liked the man's voice.
However, somehow, it felt a bit lacking. I wasn't shocked enough. I was expecting more to come out of this, especially the end. The AIDS needles and the black guy was all good, but I felt like you could have done more in the hospital scene, maybe with the guy on his deathbed. Molesting a young boy in front of his father is simply too tame, and it's about time someone said it. That's right, I don't think this flash went far enough. Fuck the rest of the pussies reviewing this movie and giving zeroes because it was "sick". Of course it was sick, that was the entire point. And, with that point being established, I think you can make this shit more disturbing. I expect more from you.
Keep on working, you're visibly improving. Keep pumping these bad boys out, if only just to fuck with people.
=) perfect
The animation is solid, the music loop is well made and not broken and the audio is not horrible, but wont be winning any awards for clarity anytime soon. now with the good points out of the way, lets disect this shall we? It makes no sense, its horrifying, random, creepy, and has an undertone a la Brian Peppers. maybe if more thought were placed into this it would have been much better, but seeing how it has come out as this I find it lacking in anything comical or even slightly funny, I feel the need for a shower with all my clothes on now wondering what I just did to myself, what has been seen cannot be unseen, and I have seen too much. plus, who leaves hypodermic needles in any ungaurded, unlocked dumpster at a hospital...well besides crack addicts and Lindsey Lohan...erm that was redundant, nevermind. I see alot of potential in your animation and audio skills, if they were applied a lil more diligently, I think we might be able to see some great work comming in te future. here's hoping so. Cheers mate!
Man you should've made this longer man, but you know man, no big deal. Why all the 0s? Why do people gotta be so abusive? There's no reason for that, you have great art, great style, and great class. please make more man i expect so much out of you.
Thanks for making Newgrounds interesting, for real man.
Its short. There is no humor, its really boring and pretty sick. Usually pretty sick is good but you did it tastlessly. No one wants to see some sick guy rubbing a small child up - Its just wrong. If you really spent hours upon hours working on this...you should stop now and find a new hobby. Im sorry for the harsh review but COME on
for all eternity...
you are a sick sick man... and I salute you for that; it requires balls, or a complete disregard of morality, to post something like this. Never stop in your quest to express yourself... you will, eventually, find your niche.
... I assure you this video is more than what a lot of the people that put you 0 can do.
Just plain messed up.
I want3d to s@y th@t I do like most of your animation in these flashes. I think your art is allright. And I laugh at your work.
Tough cat fucking and Aids needles may be a little extreme for the norm crowds and my friends, I am not offended nd hope to see more from yah.
RB
PS I suck my own dik sometimes though!
The score of this flash at the moment is 1.88/5. that pretty much describes how much of a worthless disturbing animation this is. Yes... i have not submitted anything before, thats because i have better things to do than make disturbing flashes about murdering, aids conceiving, pedophiles.
Animation is below decent...
poor choice in music and audio
message is disturbing
..... good job man
Grow a sense of humor. Seriously... If you're so easily offended then WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET, OF ALL PLACES?!
its well animated and nice graphics and all.. but.. whats the point? i mean
its kinda disturbing.. i wish it was longer too.. anyway good job with all the rest..
wow for some reason this made my day, great job man. anyone who rates this less than a 7 was molested when they were little. dont be so uptight you squares. newgrounds is for humor not drama.
it wasnt very creative. it looks like you were just going for some shock laughs. i dont know why it was on front page. but do continue making videos. but mabye ones less sucky
but this one was horrible.. there was no plot, no humor besides just him feeling other people and injecting himself and some random black guy with aids.. you need to rethink your flashes before u make another one..
SICK AND FUCKING TWISTED!
Don't see the fun..
this flash is hilarious
i have no idea how your flashes keep making it to the front page but i'm glad that they do. like i said in my last review, i like it when these types of flashes come along and break up the monotony that front page occasionally falls into.
this doesn't belong on the front page
i guess it's kind of funny
i like your art style, the expressions are pretty funny
This work is very reminiscent of David Firth (Salad fingers, Milkman).
Those n00bs just don't get it......
The last part was very creepy, and made my skin crawl. But the movie quality was decent and the audio was alright.. But wow the molestation part was just odd.
when i was watchin him do that I felt violated DX
Disturbing, awful, creepy. The animation was sort of good, but the voices and the actions were horrible. How does this appeal to anyone? I'd suggest going in a less disturbing direction next time.
this is was freakin hilarious 10/10
wtf is this about???
is it bad that I found it funny? the last part was pretty wierd
it's incredible, the amount of WIMPS there are on newgrounds, I mean, check this out:
"that was sick, offencive and has no place on this site. if you like that stuff, even worse if your own life inspiered that, see a doctor because you need serious mental help. what was done to you is sick and wrong and there is help avalible, it's not your falt and you don't need to be ashamed and pretend it's normal or that it didn't happen. newgrounds is a great place and if this was a cry for help, you'll get it, but personaly i'd rather you found a less desturbing way of expressing yourself and your problems"
lol, just, lol
Just what the fuck is going on here!?!
Why does this have such a low score? God damn this was fucking hot mastery.
Sick just Sick
it was crazy its just the best thing ever seen in my life
There's nothing funny about incurable STDs. If they didn't exist you could stick it anywhere without those blasted rubber pleasure destroyers. Except babies, but those are easy to get rid of.
I think i get the jist of this animation. You seem to put a character out there who is like obsessed with aids and wants aids but also likes spreading it around?!?!
But i think i may get it half of it... or you just did it for the hell of it so i can support that too:)
and I don't give a fuck about it.... because it's all about animation ..!!!
So ppl, don't complain every time you see something like that....
I didn't understand this at all. But it was weird and fucked up and so I love it.
This is one fucked up short. I laughed even though I was disturbed.
I think child rapists have better fantasies. Why don't you take your visions and make it less about pushing lines and more about telling a story, it seemed to me like you took the most messed up things people do and glorified it. I am sure it needs to be said but there is got to be a better way to say it.
ok this is vary... VARY!!! disturbing and i gave 5 because i watched twice so it was good enough to waist my time.
I said nothing bad and my review was deleted?
A double zero for cheating man!
I watched it twice as well... that is actually quite funny xD
But why I enjoyed it..? Must have been the random walking and the naked black guy :) LOL
Worse than the last one. Pedophilia, homophobia, and violence against black people: you might be a redneck, man.
man this is really a shitty video
just like the last one, the only reason this was made (an the only reason its on the front page) was to get a reaction. An judging by the reviews it worked
still crap tho ;p
but ya get a 1 for the controversy
i like it :)
this flash is the only reason i registered here... (im sorry for my bad english im from germany)
i think this flash is really funny because its so random :D
best part is when he raped the black guy (no im not a racist)
another funny thing is the movement of the charakter and the black guy it just looks funny :D
i know its a bit immoral
but who cares :) hope you make some more
Im not going to cry about the content, but from this movie and the last it seems you are trying to create something like a new 'salad fingers-esque' character. To be honest, there could have been a bit more thought put into this characters actions. For dark humor to work (for me at least) the character needs something in him, something a bit relateable to, before he goes on one of these mad sprees. Most people are simply going to see these random acts with no period of getting comfortable with the character, and therefore (as the ream of reviews below this prove) most people are instantly going to hate it. And to be perfectly honest, ive seen far worse 'shock' movies that ive found funny, but i dunno, could have been handled better imo.
IT's good
Can't touch this, nah nah nah nah
(o wait he can he gotz teh aids)
**
Yeah it's wrong, but so was ur mom when she used your vibrator on me. Newgrounds caters to an incredibly varied audience, and as much as i can see why something like this would repulse you, some people do find it funny. You don't have to agree with their opinion, and may feel like this is the kind of thing that destroys good wholesome communities, but... actually ok maybe you're right in your criticism. Perhaps it's not ok to make satire from such appalling human acts as seal clubbing, highschool shootings and assasinations, after all, that's not what Newgrounds was ever based on, right?
this is just wrong
Wtf... wat a stupi d :D lol funny :P
wtf...is this what you call entertainment?!
This is so wrong. maybe there are some twisted mind-freaks out ther who like this stuff, but i hate it.
This is a failed attempt to make a good flash using internet jokes as backup.
I have the same taste in humor , i have had to watch this over 20 times and show it to friends , its just F@ing funny !!! Please make more
This sucked, don't make stuff like this, it's kinda disturbing, gross and just wrong. I don't like it.
And Drathir: If only people who liked a movie reviewed it, you would only get 10/10-reviews, don't know what you meant by saying that anyways. Cause how can I DON'T like a movie if I haven't watched it? (Paradox :O)
"No peeking its just touching!" lolwtfbbq.
This is fucking brilliant. I love it.
I love the style you used, the animation it's self was great too.
The subject and story may have been not everybodies cup of tea but that is no reason to give this great animation a lower rating.
yes this video isnot the ggreatest in the world, it is good however. but there could be more. PEOPLE BELOW ME THAT WROTE NEGATIVE COMMENTS ARE PRICKS AND MEAN DUMBSHITS
no need to write a review. video speaks for itself.
from the Begining it look like it was going to be really good but the ending was not so hot.
I dont want to be like the other "douchebag children" as you called them, but that was a bit lacking
The animation style was rather...amateur. The story was just plain sad and the voice acting was disgraceful. PLEASE, please dont submit more work.
Thats a pretty solid movie.
a bit short but nice controversial humour
People need to lighten up and laugh a little. This reminds me of early NG art. It's crude, the characters movements are hilarious, and it exercises freedom of expression to the fullest. Sure, the topics are edgy, but that's what keeps this site interesting...
This is a gem amongst monotony, keep em' coming!!!
its not great but it is after all a reminder that in newgrounds there is a larger freedom of speech than in most pages and people do need to laugh a little even if its not morally right, after its just flash
work on your animation skills
Its not funny in any way, its just plain sick. I'm hoping you were trying for a shock factor into getting some attention and your mind doesnt think this kinda stuff is funny. Racism, aids, and molestation of children arent humorous things to most people. I'm guessing they might be humorous to a person that is racist, and a child molester though...
I thought it was a little funny, got a chuckle from me. Though it is mildly disturbing. No peeking!
So now we know where AIDS came from
original
So I shall make it again:
the newgrounds staff must really be getting some giggles out of putting worthless toons on the front page i imagine, they must think its funny: wasting space that could go to more worthy work. this is ridiculous. if its not E****- Y***** and her shit (*better newgrounds? i censored emily's name out, now im not being as much of an asshole to emily-youcis right?) then its this guy and his shit, im sick of it. what makes newgrounds so great is being defiled by what you guys are doing, and it needs to stop: take this off the front page it has a score of 1.81 incase u hadnt noticed
Heres my constructive goddamn criticism, and proof that this being on the front page is epic horseshit
why it sucks:
disturbing for the sake of being disturbing
everything about this film is twisted without purpose, without concept. the author set out simply with this thought "How fucked up can I be?"
theres no reason for this film to be so disturbing, it strives purely for shock humor and FAILS. this is the lowest form of media and needs to be removed.
Why it needs to be removed:
The general consensus- the score is 1.81, most people hate it and are disturbed.
Other more worthy work is going unsupported. even if YOU dont find anything else worthy and are just filling in a blank space with shit, it needs to stop, because other artists out there would like a fair chance im sure.
a video being on the fp grants it the ultimate exposure, something your fellow animators strive for.
this is a very dangerous trend you've fallen into. Im not the only person extremely pissed off, so please, for the sake of the fans and the website, stop it.
NO BIG DEAL, JUST TOUCHING.
I am putting a 5 cause i want to be different, but id personally liked the other one with the cat better.
dude... you need to make flash movies about something else...
AND WTF WAS WITH THE NAKED BLACK DUDE?!?!
Since when is child molestation funny? although i have to admit iv seen worse on the front page for people who are interested "pussy hairs" was one of them... i wish newgrounds staff would stop putting these kind of things on the front page, its not funny, its not in good taste, and its not even well animated. People who make animations like this just don't have a good scene of humor.
Not that this was good or funny at all, or that I even enjoyed it. It was just incredibly disturbing. And that alone, I think, is worth something. My god this is sick, but, it was done so well. I can't vote that down. Not everything needs to be filled with happy feelings to be of high quality. Oh so disturbing this is.
I think everyone else rating 0 is just looking at the previous scores. Just because it was random (which is so my sense of humor) i laughed a little bit. I would have put ehhh maybe an 8 but the animation was very bad, seeing a naked black guy walkin down the street and the dude just tackle him and start shanking him with the aids needles just made me TRY to hold back a chuckle but i let one out just because i knew i was lieing to myself.
Also im not gay lol
But i dont care because it's your free will to make a flash on whatever you want, as long as it is made well and has appeal to it, yours chosen is extreme humor.
Im only voting this up because idiots vote it down because they want to censor your art because its mature.
Well it says mature on it so its your fault for clicking it, im for free speach so much i give this a 10.
You know, I find it very difficult to rate this. Not that I find anything in this offensive, but there was something missing that draws in the viewer. The music was cool, funky like. The general randomness, and making fun of AIDs, is always funny. The animation.. I guess it seems to be a style. It was consistent with your last entry so I can't put you down for bad animation.
My overall opinion was enjoyable, but like I said, that little something was missing. If I could nail what it was, I'd tell you.
and dont think i'm a queer or nothing..
but I would like to fuck you please.
good god, never again. simply awful
This movie made me laugh. ;D
Sigh, some people take things way too serious these days...This was meant for humor in a way.
is a clear sign of the times we live in.
anything, and I can't understand why is in the front page...
I don't like it either
But this cartoon is. And the reviews are even better. 10/10 >:D
When I saw this on the front page, I was thinking "Oh god, another shit movie put on the frontpage by Tom who's probably laughing his ass off right now" but I was surprised. Although the plot struck me as kind of odd, I thought the movie itself was actually pretty enjoyable. It even made me laugh a little bit.
Nice job! Even if it was just a joke.
-Tech
Not so good... it's horribly bizare, strange and perturbating actually... dude... what you had in mind to do that?
Good musical choice! I wonder who made that song. I don't like disturbing/strange flash movie usually, but I guess i'm changing. That AIDS reference made me remember of those guys who wish to spread their aids to the world. But i guess the end was just nasty, with that touching thing. But oh well, what the hell...
No big deal, right?
Good job! Try more of this horrifyingly dark sarcasm some more.
aw man you know what you did ? do you know what you did?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
you just made god cry mann whay would you do that???
Well, the animation its not much of a professional job, or it isnt that great and i like things with plots in it, this would clasify as something useless in my records, dont let this offend you tho, i just think the humor its a bit...ridiculous, HOWEVER i do have to give you some credit since you did do better this time unlike your last work, i dont mean to offend you but your last piece of work was just a terrible thing, i literally couldnt force my self to watch it, it was just like "wow... this is absolutely terrible =.=", THIS TIME you did a lot better, even though i didnt like the humor i didnt hate it either, it was watchable and i have no feeling towards it at all, none bad nor good, and im glad your doing better, perhaps my next review will have 10 stars on your work and i do certainly hope so, but then again, dont let my comment bother you, it is meant to help and i wish it serves it's purpose, well all i can say now its good luck and Keep up the good work >^_^<
wow youve really improved a lot as an animator, and yet your stuff is so sickening and weird. its a great style.
this was weird and annoying but...something is a little good about him killing that guy
I've tried in te past to make an animation as 'sick as humanly possible' but this completely shits on every attempt of mine. I guess you've got a hit on your hands now. Make some more!
It's great and all that god inspired you.......but I think use of the sickening and replusive is only good when your trying to prove a point, you know to make people uncomfortable in order for them to take in view of things.
This is mind-blowing stuff to watch while high.
HAHAHAHAHAAHHA
i don't get it... why do you make a flash that shouldn't be liked or else you're a fag?
plain nonsence? still a 1 for the effort though
A guy is harassing a poor kid?
why??
hilarious
How does this crap keep making front page??? This is just fucked up..
What the fuck did I just watch?! WOW... Dude, no... no words can exactly describe this, so simply put, fuck you for being a random marvelous bastard.
The animation wasn't that great, sound quality was horrible, they storyline sucked...
I really don't see why this made the front page. Really, I don't.
I gave you a 2 so you didn't totally waste your time.
I rather not comment on the animation, but on the flash itself as a story.
So by making a flash where a child is getting harassed and it goes by a "no biggie" you want to hear our reactions.
I think that many more than me can agree on this harassment and abuse is never funny. This flash is showing a long series of problems that are not solved properly, and maybe we can reflect such problems on todays society. Or maybe you are just making these kind of flashes because you love peoples reactions. The third option would be that your trying to prove something. What I think you trying to prove is that people can get on frontpage and get a little E-net reputation by making something so disgusting and horrible, and thats not the makers of the flash' fault it merely say what kind of people let such things out on their frontpages.
Or maybe your just making this because you have a sick twisted humor :P
For all I care, I did not like the flash.
And they didn't punch him?
White guy infects himself with aids, kills a naked black man with the aids needles, and then fondles a young boy and his dad, who does nothing but cry.
Why get aids if you aren't gonna use it? And where is the red tread, apart from the background and needles?
The music made it legendary.
You sir, are a true hero!
God bless you!
This is very disturbing. AIDS is nothing to joke about. I totally agree with Peanutbutter12. I don't like this flash at all!
this flash wasn't funny to me at all in fact it made me regret opening it. The only reason you get one star from me is because obviously it took some of your effort (not much at that to make the flash the drawings are disgusting). There you get one grubby star.
Now, if this had some deeper meaning, I'm missing it. It wasn't funny, the animation was terrible, and so was the sound (except for the song, obviously). I really can't see why you wasted your own time making this, and why, having made it, you wasted everyone else's time sticking it up on Newgrounds. I don't know why this made front page, but I'm guessing it's some sort of joke, or possibly a mistake.
Maybe you can explain to me what you made this flash for, because it seems to me that your a pedophile. I'm not sure what to make of this, and i cant realize how this got on the front page. it vulgar, disgusting, and just wrong. hopefully next time you'll make art instead of garbage.
I guess I'm a fag now...
I actually found this funny
I am happy that newgrounds is an open website for any flash game, movie... But man, it does NOT mean I have to like them. Please don´t make any more movies.
The animation was rubbish. You could improve by putting more time into these things. It seems to be that your trying to get out as many animations as possible.
The story didn't really exist. It was just a insane guy running around doing socially unacceptable things.
Sound could have been better. Alot better.
Not giving you a 0 because he did "socially unacceptable things" or because you may or may not be doing this for fame, but because the cartoon (and I use that term lightly) was not good/funny/artistic at all.
You yourself say that if we like this we're fags. Well, I'm a fag and I didn't like it. But I didn't hate it either.
The animation was kinda funny so you get props there, but it was just too bizzare and the shock value seemed like it was just there to be offensive on purpose which is always a cop-out.
First page just for being messed up is kinda silly, but you obviously gave the people what they want. Keep up the....work I guess.
yo said it... no big deal...
You seem to have offended some people, which I'm sure wasn't your intention. You might want to downplay the AIDS stuff, and perhaps tone down the murder and necrophilia and rape and molesting of children and unsafe use of needles and nipple-twisting and swinging your arms too much when you walk in public. Crab walking is OK.
OK, seriously, I realize what the rules say about insulting the author and whatever, but... I just have to ask you this, are you mentally ill?! You "poured your heart and soul" into something like THIS?! Seriously, what the hell is this doing in the front page....? Make something a LOT less sick and demented, please... that's my feedback. Otherwise, don't make anything at all!
This one was kind of lame...And I could barely understand the voice actor
Your other flash was funny, but racism doesn't wash with me. Not your best by a long shot. You're still a psycho though hahah.
3 & 6.
I feel sick and scared...that why I vote 3/5 on it...becouse it makes strong feelings in me...hollycrap...
I......ugh.
why exactly did you want to make this story?
I'm around of a lot of people with this kind of sick sense of humor so i found it funny gave ya a nine because the animation was a little shoddy, other than that great job : ) everyone needs to lighten up . . . .
yayness. not funny. quite boring actually. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
it made front page.... so.... clearly everyone is gay LOL....
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mumma! AIDS!
YOUR DOG-o-Bloo! AIDS! LOL!
but seriously.... aids are bad mmmmkay.
Seriously you need to make more of this stuff.
And everyone needs to stop taking it so seriously. People are like - OMFGGG!!1!11!! Reisist on that black man at da start :o Ghey ghey! Aidss i serrios!
It's a fucking joke man i swear. (BTW, i can spell ^^ Just to make you asshole's look even stupider.. if it's possible :P)
Anyway, compared to David Firth (I think thats his name) 's stuff this is nothing. I must admit: A boy wanking to the twin tower +Chicken Nuggets and stuff, yeah i understand why people can get pissed off -- I still pissed myself man. Butt anywayyy to piss these dickheads off make even weirder stuff, like sadam hussain fucking a sheep or something :P
Good luck, May satan bless us all :P
I always assumed that whether a flash got on the front page or not was based on the skill it took to make or the quality of the writing.
In this case I assume you just had to suck an unbelievable amount of cock. So I gave you a 1/10 instead of a 0 because it's hard to come across someone with that kind of dedication to his work.
Okay, I just wanna say that I'm very disgusted. This is just mindless idiocy. It doesn't inform, it doesn't entertain, and it doesn't persuade; it serves no purpose. I can't see how you could possibly enjoy this. If there's something I'm missing, feel free to let me know, but I somehow doubt that there's anything more substantial to this that I haven't overlooked.
Did this make it to the front page?
Whatever... I'll throw you a 1 for effort... I think?
*facepalm* this is...
god... wtf...
Okey...
The Animating in this movie was not that bad but i wasnt good either.
The voice acting was just terrible! Sounds like some seven year old kid that just discovered voice acting.
And the Humor... Well i have really crazy and random humor... But this! this was just wrong... not funny at all.
So i give you 2/10 just because the animating was acceptable.
The animation wasn't that bad but the voice acting, humor was disturbing
not a good flash.
HOW THE HELL DOES CRAP LIKE THIS GET FRONT PAGE!?!?
this video is pretty good
wtf??? Sick sense of humour. I gave you a one because the flash wasnt a complete peice of trash.
what the hell is this?!?
you were deffinately high when you made this dude, you dont think of stuff like this when you are just sitting around
I didn't even watch it, but great job!!!11one
just touchin
I hated it, but I guess that means I'm straight.
I didnt watch the whole vid but .....it was rly disturbing o-o....uuh ...
WTF man
I remember back in the day when people pulled into the back of their minds to create the most disturbing things they could think of and make a flash of it. Too many people on this site now feel grossed out or think things are wrong when things get too extreme. Some people like extreme things and you have the choice of not watching a movie your not interested in. Truth is everyones fucked in the head you either choose to hide it, make fun of it, or act out on impulses and when its a not for real cartoon its just funny to me.
Its short but I watched it about 15 times and it just got funnier everytime you think more about it.
I thought it was a great video overall, but that was just wrong. Please don't do that again, I found it just creepy and yes like NanoSplitter41 "GAY !!!!!!!"
I mean seriously man what the fuck IS WRONG with you?
It was sorta of funny after I noticed what Dobica said you yeah.
You don't deserve a 0 you deserve in between, a 5
There is only one thing I liked about this flash, the voices were kinda cool. Other than that..just wrong.
nothing wrong with gettin some pussy.... even if it is in public Xd
Its innocent little eyes all over again. The only part that was ALMOST funny was when he says 'no peeking, just touching' or whatever. it was hard to tell. Anyway this was just plain awful and not funny at all. Clearly you understand this, but what exactly justifies the existence of this flash, let alone the front page-ness?
In conclusion, screw this. Do better.
Extremely stupid
not funny
bad voice acting
no point whatsoever.
This does NOT deserve front page.
this was one of the worst things I have ever seen. It hard to think that people like you actually exist in soceity.
This is the gayest video I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot of videos
Here's the thing:
I like this sort of stuff! WEIRD.
After I saw Innocent Eyes I wanted more, then me a few buddies found this gem and were stoked. So happy you got front page for it, its comedic genius.
Touching is no big deal, people needa calm down.
Voice=sucked Animation=sucked Story=sucked
dude this thing was pretty funny the running black dude made me laugh, but dude riggadaddy u sound like a total rapist when u say that
LOL. wtf? THis is wierd. XO
Why am I aroused?
Probably because "xgodzfuryx" only got 1 out of 3. The voice was perfect, the story was absolutely amazing, but the animation was a little lacking.
yea that was really weird the first time but the 3rd time around i was laughing
good job there!
why do i even botherr atching this
He fucking crabwalks into the room!!!!! HAHAHA GENIOUS!
I liked it.
Sometimes we need this kind of humour.
Make me feel better when i see black people getting stabed while another guys is masturbating at the same time.
Overall it was nice, i like this kind of humour but i understand why other people maybe hate this flash.
Anyway "That not because more than 80% people go to Mcdonald that mean they got good taste"
I just didnt like the drawing, but presume if theanimation was too great for this kind of flash, it probably will be not that funny.
This flash changed my life! Brilliant!
Absolute garbarge for the perverts out there. I believe the reason it was on the front page is because the people who decide that want a bit of everything, to represent a percentage of the catergorys. This represents the category of absolute perverted garbarge.
I honestly don't know what to say. I have watched this about four times and I still don't get it. I know for sure that I don't like it all that much but I can't even figure out why. I feel so confused right now. It was definitely disturbing and grotesque for sure so if that was your goal, I guess congratulations are in order?
I guess the only way to respond to something like this is Heyyyyyyyyyy................
I thought it was funny....does that make me gay?.....fuck it haha
I do believe newgrounds has *fallen off*...
This is front page material???
I mean it...kiss me now! :D
Genius my friend!
if you're gonna do a catoblepas, do something more original, you captured the style, but everything else lacked.
i'll have to agree with moulkintog. tom has got to be crazy putting this in the front page. everything goes through his judgement right? then would that mean.. wtf?? God, I regret watching this.
That was fuckin' gay, but fuckin' funny at the same time.
WTF???Who fucking Perv made this shit!!!Jesus Christ!
Your lucky I put a 3 down even ; p That's all I have to say. ;p
...that somebody could do something THIS BAD
I understand you made this to be ironic for how much f%^$ed is the world nowdays."just touching" is the freakest idea ever,I mean I couldn't stand the flash because you presented is too much awkward.Still it has a point,even though very little people here will understand it,because it hurts their ego
Conclusion:That is how children feel when some guy does that.And I'm afraid the internet is nowdays full of child pornography,there must NOT be ANY tollerance against these people!!
i was horrible but it was funny :D
Beastiality and pedophilia is NEVER FUNNY, except for pedophilia when it's joked about in a midly way..
This was so horrible.
Its pretty disgusting, even for a "comedy". I really don't think this really deserved front page. The main reason is the fact that you somewhat crossed the line from funny, to plain old revolting (sorry). My suggestion is although its funny to see some sadistic things, just as long as those things don't involved "NC 17" things
Horribly underrated. Kids, this is oldschool-flash-perversity!
I'd write a scathing review, but... you'd shoot that down, like you have everyone else.
All things considered... It wasn't /that/ bad. A tribute to the humour that we /used/ to have here on Newgrounds.
Still... It was- beh.
Heh heh.
Can't stop giggling. This was on frontpage. Heh. Like an inside joke for oldfags. Heh heh.
*thumbs up*
Now I'm not one to judge to terribly often, but I found that this flash just had to be spoken about. I found it both disturbing and tastless with a hint of unimaginative macrebe. Now I know that you probably won't care about my opinion as you are a simple spammer, vomiting "art" like so many Sweeds after a hotdog-water kegger, but you should think before you create. Your animating is above-average, so I suggest you look into your projects and make them all they can be before sending them into the populace.
seems normal, my uncle does it to me while i wear a dress in a dark room :)
I kinda liked it....no wait I did like it. ok the art in your flash wasn't the best (who the hell is perfect) but hey it looks like you had a ton of fun doin it. Now about your story line, I really liked it because (now this is just me) it was you did it for shock value. The way you took something that is found as terrible and made it funny in a cartoon way e.g. "just touching". Don't let others try and pull you down for it because HEY YOUR ON FRONT PAGE so they really don't know what they are talking about now do they. Keep on doin what you want and YAY FOR NONCONFORMITY!!!
P.S.
this is my longest review!
~Kitten~ =^_^=
funny in a stupid way kudos for getting the front page tho.
P.S can i touch your mom? it's no big deal right?
I give you two stars for AIDs joke and racist joke, and one more for your animating skill, but other than that... This flash was HIGHLY offensive, disturbing and blunt. But none the less captivated my attention for its short lifespan. At least its not as bad as the DD.
Pretty random and it wasn't bad...Nice work getting on the front page
P.S. Even though I'm not racist and really couldn't give a shit about their being something racist in the video
lol that was freakin random
what was this? it was randomly offensive. nothing about it was funny. he was stabbing himself with aids needles he then stabbed someone else with aids needles with no pants on then touched people. wtf
your humor is one of the lowest i ever seen.
Keep on owning those assholes who post negitive shit!
more child molestation on the front page... im begining to think that only people who've been sexually abused or people who want to sexually abuse someone go to this website anymore
the animation was pretty gerbage like, the sounds barely passable, and it gave AIDS to everyone who watched it that actually liked it. There, thats my technical review.
I loved it.
Ok, seriously. This movie was just, GUH!!
What is the plot with stabbing yourself with HIV infected needles?
And also: When i watched this, i felt sick of some kind. Like sometimes when i watch good flashes, i get a nice feeling..
Also.. (again..):
The only good part in this movie is when the n****r walks.
Way to pull yourself out of the seriousness of life. I read some of the previous reviews, people are trying to make you think their way. Of course you can't please everyone and each person has their own perspective. For all I know, this cartoon could have been a response to someone who touched you. Did the reviewers think about that? A revenge cartoon. But it also seems there's a rise in sex offenses these days, and rape, and general self-worthlessness, seeing this cartoon puts it into a silly context. Isn't that what great comedians try to do, to provide a laughable parallel to current events?
wow, what the hell were you smokin' when you came up with this?! Nuff said.
wat
weird stuff..,
u want to get sirieus or what..,
this is kinda.., * how 2 say it normal * sick..,!?
messed up flash whit sum crappy animation!!
Why would you make an animation about pedophilles? I highly disapprove.
I've said no big deal just touchin like 50 times in the past 2 days because of this movie, its so hilarious!
Hehe, I like this movie because its so provoking.
You skills in animation aren't the greatest, but being able to piss so many off. Have to be useful somehow, and its that I'm giving the rate for.
The movie is one thing, but people's reacts to it is all worth it.
I really enjoyed it. Glad to see it showcased on the frontpage as well.
Well it got me touchin'
Wtf is wrong with you
That was just wrong
Just be lucky i'm giving you a one
Are they crappy on purpose, as a joke? Is the random provocative stuff there just for shock humor, or some sort of inside joke? Or do most of you find this stuff genuinely interesting?
The "No big deal, just touching" line got a chuckle out of me, but the rest was just...
O_____o"
Tell me this is going to be a series now.
Subtitles would be nice though.
that was funny. anyone who sez it sucks should die.
But it was also fucking amazing!
HEKK NO NO REPLAY XD
It made me chuckle and do a bit of "lolwut" but it wasn't that great. Then again, I get the impression you weren't trying to make it so.
This is something different from all the normal jokes around Newgrounds. Normally I stay away from these kinds of jokes but since it was front paged, I thought I'd see what I would've been missing. Anyway, the animation was okay but it did make me laugh lol. I won't ruin it for anyone who hasn't watched it yet. 24k views is amazing since its got a low score, lol.
I guess I'm going to hell too, right Robby?
It's just touchin.
wtf just happened? whateva it is it was fucked up and totally disturbing!
FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!
Love
Jay and Silent bob
Im giving it 5/10 because i honestly dont know what i just saw. a-i understand there are freaks out there that spread diseases purposely like asses. b-was there a naked black man wandering around the town aimlessly? c-the voices were a little hard to hear d-im not getting the theme. e-so he decided to start groping people in awkward areas and they just let him keep doing it?
it was warped
just touching
It was so....
But i was laughing so....
MEH?!
Honestly, this entire cartoon struck me as a poor quality Catoblepas knockoff. The long unrealistic limbs, the random plot introduction, and the violence seemed awfully familiar.
The video wasn't all that funny and the end made no sense at all.
Dunno what you were shooting for but, stick with your own stuff or leave it to the pros.
You inspire me
Horrible. You have a sick mind. Get some new ideas that are not about touching people or aids.
Its..kinda funny. Creepier then anything ive seen though. Very creepy.
How did this get front page? So confused right now. In more ways than one ;)
what happened to the days when sucking at animating was kewl???!?!?
omg 1st time i saw this i burst into laughing 10/10 just awsome u gotta make more of these xD
Crab Walk ftw! Needs more violence though and more touching. Cause it really isn't a big deal. You are a true comedian, it shows in this video and in your responses to reviews. You aren't afraid of talking about "risky" themes like racism and sexual abuse, a true comedian.
Oh and would you do me a favor? Give me a response, make it snappy. Make my day please.
It was Preatty good but still its creepy xD
newgrounds says if i dont like this being on the front page keep it to myself so wtf newgrounds i didnt know you were communists and thus what is the point of reviews sounds like the guy that made this is a mbot.
so here it is again
this is awful, like dude its not even funny not likyour lifee i find it offensive but i dont see how thats funny, u poured your heart and soul into this? if thats the case u need to rethink the art aspect was terrbile the sound was disturbing and i cant understand why this is funny whats funny about a guy stabbing himself with hiv infected needles and humping a dead body. HIV is not funny it kills in epidemic proportions and there are children that are infected with it maybe you should educate yourself and realize that hiv was spread through polio vaccines made with infected monkey kidneys because they didnt want to spend money on shipping the vaccines out a doctor who was careless and along with the careless consensus of many scientist and doctors decided hey will just use the chimps around here, little did they know that they had HSV and this led to an epidemic that kills children, not just people who have alot of sex ok people that get rapped babies born into this world who havent even had there first breath yet. your a disgusting person and you deserve nothing not first page no nothing and this is coming from someone who doesnt even have the disease i cant imagine someone who has it or knows someone who has it would feel, probably like your a disgusting pos who needs to do some terrible rethinking in his life, educate yourself go to you...tube and type in orgins of HIV and rethink your terrible terrible sense of humor and btw south park is my favorite show of all time which btw is one of the most offensive but guess what they still have a sense of comedic meaning you have nothing.
oh boy that was totally rad. I cant belive i even saw that becuase it was that good to be true. If you were a real person I would definately want to meet you IN PERSON. Alright, see you next week dude. Great job.
It doesnt contain a story or any humor (or at least to me).
the ending made me shit my pants in humor lmao
you sick bastard :P
Man that shits messed up. I enjoted the randomness to it, but really expected that guys dad to smash that freak guy...and get blood on him and his son from doing so...
And before that I thought (After he killed/infected the black guy) That he was going to go around giving everyone aids.
I really liked the anmation (His arms where hilarious...sorry dont know if that was unporpuse or not...maybe just so he could reach around the kid better haha)
This movie deserves a much higher score. I just think people cant deal with a little grotesque violence.
AWSOME FLASH!!!
OMG MY EYES HURT!
Half the reviewers need to appreciate the humour and the time put into this lol if they dont like this awesome animation they could always try making their own animations or just not being as asian as ArchMetaKnight or they could just sit in the corner and hit them selves in the head with a hammer until they forget what they saw...
Well any way i liked it and my pm box will probably now get swarmed by messages from god loving religious fuckers who think i'm some kind of pedophile and std spreader
I thought this shit was fucking hilarious.
I would give your submission a 6 regulary, but your author's comments raised it by +1
lol. All in all, it was decent. It wasn't that perverted, you people are dumbasses.
While my first thought was "wtf", I also thought. No. No. No. I knew this was funny. Listen kids, if this happened to you, it's not your fault. Watching this should be therapy. Don't get mad at the creator, he didn't do it.
I didn't find it funny. I mean... It was ok. The animation was nice you just half assed your idea. Next time think before you animate.
Dude, get a life, and stop raping children. I seriously had to close this video during it because it was so disturbing. Things like this do NOT belong on Newgrounds, nonetheless on the internet. Shame on you.
This movie was funny, and gay and retarded at the same time. I thinkk it deserves 7.5 but no halves. Dang. Only a pervert thinks a video like this is perverted. So the artists have free rein in my book.
sorry...its just not for me no humor to it
so the animation was good - no problem there... but the subject matter?
This made zero sense to me... I worry about the individual it makes sense too.
Yes this might work for the author but making it a public work opens themselves up for public criticism.
Sorry I'm not trying to pass judgment, I have a very open mind, but front page? Seriously, there is queer for the sake of queer but this is just fucked up IMO.
Good luck with your next work.
The two points I gace you was for the relatively smooth animation, the rest was rubbish. I didn't find this the least bit funny. And if you can't take criticism, don't submit anything. I've read lots of valid points in the reviews of this vid and you respond with insults. I hope you never submit anything again.
creepy animation with no sence at all but kind a like it.Do you have a problem whit AIDS?
someone does this to you every time you go out in punblic don't they?
randomness... AWSOME!!!
This vid is bringing so much angst. Personally I thought it was hilarious. Well done dude
get over it. or get out of america.
I watched it 3 times just because it made me laugh so much
Honestly, it is. If I wanted to scare some children, I would make them watch this. It is not a horror, it is not a comedy, it is not an action nor a drama. What is this? This is just poor.
i don't know how you came up with this but...christ thats weird
hilarious
lol i like the animation, freakin weird !
i have no idea what I just saw.
It's Micheal Jackson who got his own TV show by stealing Seinfeld music and filiming himself malesting people.
this animation was offending and totally unnecessery.....I LOVED IT.
it was very original and funny, you would'nt see anyone else making this stuff.
i also love the music that goes with it.
That was great. lol.
It was. Although it could of been a bit longer. I mean I have time to really be horrified not just a little bothered by it.
awesome style
kinda creeped me out but we all got our own styles and i have never submitted one so i aint gonna be a dick like others
10/10
Epic..nahhh but freaking retarded! :D
Had he just been a student in Winnenden.. :-(
How could a movie like this end up on frontpage and get a score of 1.84?
There have been sicker ones with over a 3 before. All of a sudden, they never existed? Taking away how stupid this movie is, it had good animation to fit along with it. As long as your making a movie like this, don't just stop with mildly sick, make it disgustingly pleasurable. Where is the BUTTSECKS?
Man other faggot ass reviewers can say that this sucks but....it kicked ass!!!
I made sure that nothin stopped me from given this a 5
jeez, sorry about what i said earlier, it kinda is funny
that Runes of Magic doesn't work on Vista.
Damnit all.
This pure piece of art should be a permanent fixture on the front page. The glorious, engrossing story line brought a gratious tear to my eye. That young child must share my enthusiam.
its funny i guess, no doubt about it xD
taxielaxie
I like your style of animation and the music.
The concept was disturbing... but I laughed, it was funny.
You just broke through a taboo.
I bet your mommy proud. =P
I liked it, keep it up.
i have to say
strange but funny
this is to funny
The victims stand and do nothing; take absolutely no effort to protect themselves. The beginning may have also been a critique on how blacks are targeted racially and are usually stereotyped with aids and such because of the epidemic in Africa... or just a random fucked-up whatever. Alot of nihilism here... but with good reason. People are stupid.
omfg i laughed so hard when i watched this. 10000000/10 Funny as hell!
AIDS or not, I want to make love to this animation.
Awesome animation :D!
By the way, do you response to EVERY review? ;P
Can't see why anyone would give this flash any rating other than a 10. Can you tell me what the music in it is?
Who voiced it?
<3.
While it was short and disgusting (though the final punchline was amusing) I'll praise this for its absurdity and animation style with body designs and movements.
Circle Hole = Circle Block, Square Block = Square Hole, Vagina Hole = ?
what the hell? that was strange. but the punchline at the end made me laugh so 10/10
5/5 and 10/10, you need to hurry up and make sum more...or he might come, you know...candleja......................
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I luv teh interwebz :3
Because you would have to have a pretty sick sense of humor to actually enjoy something like this. The animation was pretty good but it was just too gross, weird, and frankly kinda of dumb to be enjoyable. Nice try.
I love the not very sublte way of showing us the black community always being conncected with aids. Also the way the black guy does't fight back, suggesting that they don't even try or want to prevent it.
The no big deal part was confusing.
Animation was kind of fluid, and the main guys walk was nice.
It is nice to see some people do not scare away from confronting us. Also its kind of wierd lots of people think this is absolutely the most hilarious thing they have ever seen.
Anyway.
Since the animation and sound was not so special, a solid 7 is yours, kind sir.
I will touch it.
It's no big deal.
Seriously, i don't get it, like is there some kind of punch line that i'm missing or something? idk it's just not that funny to me. indeed the animation is pretty cool style but it's kinda sick.
Lol, no peeking!
I think I love you.
but your right, its a big deal... not at all
I think I'm in love with you...........
'just touching' lol, fondling a kids nuts is sexual harassment but that little bastard deserved it, he probably put that dying patient in the hospital
