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The Naked Platformer

January 11, 2009 –
March 29, 2009
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Author Comments

This is the first version of the game! Please check out the second version, which is better and easier! It's title is "The Naked Platformer 2"!
Link: http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/478344

I posted a completely new entry and not changing this one, as the comments on this submission refer to bugs that can be found in this version only (hopefully).

If the other version works, I am likely to delete this submission soon!

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Why are platform game heroes most often men? And if they ever are women, why are they always dressed?

Well in this game, you play a sexy girl whose goal is to fight herself through dozens of challenging levels, filled with intelligent enemies, obstacles, and other surprises.

You protect yourself against enemies by putting on more and more clothes. Be careful, if you lose them, you'll end up naked and without protection!

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Controls:
SPACE: Jump
RIGHT/LEFT: Move
CTRL: Shoot (only available when wearing red sweater)
SHIFT: Pause
DELETE: Commit suicide (if you ever get stuck)

In many situations you will need to Crouch and Jump at the same time. Simply press SPACE and DOWN together, plus an arrow key.

The game is not easy! You have 3 difficulty levels to chose from, try all of them to see the difference!

Please tell me precisely about any bugs!

Now go play!

Reviews

some are unplayable. Sorry dude, I like the idea behind this game very much but it's not yet playable. I managed to get to the level with the three spinning saws/circles in the upper right corner, the trapped wesp and the spinning saw/circle on the ground. Must be around level 9 or something like that. However, if you die in this level only once (!) you can quit playing. I don't think it's possible to avoid the three saws up there only with crouching and jumping. But if you need to sacrifice some of your clothes, how should you do that without wearing any? When you loose a life, why do you have to start fully nude? As far as I see it, in some levels you have no chance at all if you can't shoot. For example in the third level with the three flying eyes.

The next thing is, that you can't duck-jump to the left! It works perfectly to the right, but in this level I wanted to get up again (I started with the cherries on the ground) and it didn't work at all. Even if you killed yourself first and tried to pick up the upper cherry, you wouldn't have any chance as you have to be clothed to pass the three saws. But even if you kill yourself to restart the level, you're wearing nothing at all. So please fix that, as your game has great potential!

The errors with using multiple buttons is with keyboards and not the computer. Most laptops and cheap keyboards use the same signals for multiple keys so, for instance, I can't press up, down, and right at the same time. I can handle up, down, and left at the same time, up and right, or down and right though. It differs. The best solution is to allow the player to make their own key setup or choose from a few different options. Also the "reward" for winning this impossibly difficult game is a little lack luster considering the huge impossibleness that the game is. Fortunatly it's real easy to cheat :p

I really want to give a 10 but there are too issues that need to be resolved.

You know about the ducking/crouching and jumping issue.
It does not work for most users.. if it is important to your game, have her do something like that when you hit space when she is in mid-air.
So if you hit space twice she does the air crouching thing..
It just doesn't work right now.:)

The second thing is that easy(small boobs) might as well be Hard..
It is very difficulty for a few reasons, one being that if you die you start nude.. so if you die(something difficult was presented in the level) you are likely to keep on dying in that lvl... cause if you were killed with your clothes on, you get to try again without anything..?
One more thing, is that at least in Easy mode, add a coat or something?
The two cloths you can have.. sort of Mario like big Mario and Flower fire ball spitting mario are nice.. but in mario you can jump on cannot balls.. and there are not there every second of the first few lvls of the game.. it is pretty hard now..
So have more an option to put on even more clothes would be awesome.

I got up to lvl 12 I think.. what I remember is a homing canno that aims at you..
That is a nice idea... but maye make the cannot balls for that one slower..
It is almost impossible to avoid them.

So the short version:

1.More clothes 2.No more crouch jump(perhaps replace pressing space twice) 3.Consider changing the homing cannot thing into something manageable.4.Maybe replace the bugs in lvl 3 with ones you can jump on?

I really like the game, I can easily tell what the big problems.. it starts hard way from the start and the control issue are the main things.

Great work on the graphics and lvl design.

didnt really like it, the jump crouch thing was'nt great, was a bit slow....

dude. you shouldn't always have to crouch and jump to get where you wanna go. my keyboard and I'm sure a lot of others won't let you press 3 keys at once. it tells you this with an annoying constant beep please fix it for another time

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2.79 / 5.00