Find yourself with a case of "short man" syndrome? Having trouble controlling your eating habits? Trying to get over your own excess body hair?
Meet Dr. Matthew Deel, renowned psychiatrist, motivational speaker, author of 1,500 self-help books, masseuse, and appliance psychic. Dr. Deel can provide you with words of...well, you'll get words to help you through the confusing problems - including practicing psychiatry without a license; slapping a puppy; compulsive plagiarism...you know, things we all deal with.
So don't be shy! Contact the doctor by sending your personal concerns in a private message to HappyFatties. As an added bonus, if your message is chosen to be included in the "Deel of the Day," you'll receive a halfway-decent package of Happy Fatties goodies, including t-shirts, CD's, magnets, and whatever else Dr. Deel can find in the hallway closet.
(All certificates of psychiatry and doctorates achieved by Dr. Matthew Deel were within areas not found to be part of the developed world or realized to be forgeries and are not to be taken even remotely seriously. Happy Fatties and anyone involved in psychiatry or the legal system take no responsibility for whatever lunacy comes from this man's mouth.)