Besides not doing much work, sponging off the parents, being constantly loud and annoying in general; once in a while they have to answer for their sins.
It's Monday morning, you're back to school and have a hell of a lot to answer for.
You need to keep churning out the excuses before your teachers patience is pushed to the limit! Type as quickly as the excuses appear and you should be ok. Slack or fall behind and you're going to incur the wrath of your teacher!