Cyberen in the Rye by Princess-Laucherella



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Submitted: 01/06/2009 | 11:23PM EST

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Current Score: 1.15 / 5.00

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What sort of delightfully wanton adventures will Cyberen go on today? Looks like just a silly trip to the deli for a nice, kosher sandwich and a bag of Cybero chips. Yessiree-Bob, nothin' goin on today... HEY wait a minute! That's no ordinary delicatessen store proprietor; it's a blood-thirsty cannibal! Oh my goodness! It looks like Cyberen is on the menu today in this execrable eatery!

Cyberen gets locked in meat freezer in the back of the deli where the sanguinary savage leaves him to freeze to death so that his body can be used to make some delicious meat products! Fortunately (as you all know), Cyberen is a little, orange MacGyver. Before he turns into a Cyberen-cicle, can our hero unlock the freezer door and escape from this cantankerous cook using a bobby pin and a jar of jam lodged in his anus, or will the next deli patron be eating Cyberen in the rye with their coleslaw? Watch and find out!

PS: Don't forget to send Cyberen a quick lil "get well soon" PM/blog comment at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com, as he's still recovering from breast cancer and a recent left mastectomy.

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Average Score: 3.3 / 10

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x-factor11

"there isnt any mass vote squad"

date: February 17, 2009

there isn't any crew behind this, you did this to yourselves. which makes it all the better..

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thestarvingartist80

"oye"

date: January 28, 2009

my first review was apparently held to higher standards than this 'flash':
-there is no animation to speak of
-the song makes me wanna stab myself in the ear with a q-tip
-there is absolutely no correlation to what you put in the authors comments and what you posted:(

i think you actually spent more time writing the comments than the 'flash' you posted. if you're gonna post something could you, i don't know, put a little effort into it? this is most likely a sick attempt at attention. 'look at me i can post crap on the site': well, mission accomplished

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CyrisJones

"oye..."

date: January 7, 2009

I honestly don't know how you get this stuff past reviewers. You know, every time I read your author's comments, the story you make up is actually kind of interesting, if your videos actually depicted what you write, I think they would be funny! But as is, I think you're wasting what could be a very interesting series on random pictures and bad music.

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