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Jan 5, 2009 | 9:24 AM EST

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Here is another bonkers/crap/impossible game from me. The way it works is that stuff flies everywhere and you have to dodge it wiv your mouse. It is frustratingly addicting.

There are four levels. They are short enough, heh heh.
Please use constructive criticism. In my last game people wrote "BLAM THIS PHAIL OMGOLOLOLOL!!!!!!11". I would like to see at least half-decent flames.

I know that you can right-click through the levels and the mouseout detection isn't too hot, but that's me being crappy at action script. If anyone can help me it would be most appreciated.

That is all. Please review and vote highly!

Updated: The link to my site now works. Also I added a return button in the cheat screen. :P



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Impossible :)

I usually love to flame games like this, but aside from the fact that its impossible, its a good game.

The colours were good, the music was great, tutorial and cheat screen were funny lol. I had to right click to see the last 3 levels. Boss battle is defiantly going to give somebody a seizure...even I had to look away.

When you beat a level, you should start on the next one instead of going back to level 1. I would have maybe tried to beat it then.

Pachira responds:

I made the music entirely myself (except for the one by ph0ne and the cheat screen). I added an epilepsy warning so anyone with epilepsy who clicks OK anyway deserves it!

About the going back to level 1, yes I do need to make it that way, but I can't figure out how to. ActionScript is not where I am supreme.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Could be cooler

It's alright but the fourth level was kinda gay and as you admitted, the ending was crappy.

Pachira responds:

the fourth level was supposed to be gay! It had Bedn in!
Also, I can't really say it's great, can I?


Rated 0 / 5 stars


badly drawn and some parts i had to move my mouse with that speed that it got outside the box and so the game started to suck more and more and more and more and more and more ..... and more

Pachira responds:

And less.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Yeah impossible

I could only pass the first level so I right-clicked through the other three levels. The idea itself was good, but the game was impossible ahah. That was funny anyway, graphics were very good and the final boss was funny. I liked the message at the end of the game "you wasted enough time to finish it, you should feel proud" ahah. good, I gave you 5/5.

Pachira responds:

Thanks very much! Actually, I guessed that the people would say it was impossible. :P


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not addicting, to hectic

It's not apparent what you should dodge, and some things are too hard to dodge at all. The movement of the first level is jerky and wierd as in poorly animated.
There is no retry button if you get offscreen and get the "cheat" message. The turorial was needlessly complex - didn't fit the game at all.
Sure it is difficult.

Pachira responds:

That was the idea for the "Cheat" message. You cheated, no retry button for you! :P
The tutorial was supposed to make it seem easy-peasy, and I thought that it was too simple...