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This is not a story this was just a thing until I said fuck it. IT'S DOPE ON PLASTIC!
Last flash this year. YEAH I SWEAR. Let's go now and celebrate the NEW YEAR!
I'm so in love with you!
There we were! The stars were shinning bright and the cola was still NOT flat, and we had some after dinner sex and I promise you all, that was the night I proposed to Catoblepas to be my one and only Pimp Daddy Mac Home Boy Bitch Slappa. We rode through the city streets night and day and never dreamed of a yesterday! It was before the days of shitty spam flashes and there was only quality ones like My Cato makes.
Of course before we could marry I was sent back over the border! Whipped and raped; which I didn't mind because it only reminded me of my lover back in Newfinland, or Mcdonalds, whichever he's from!
<3 u Cato.
PPS CONGRATZ ON FRONT PAGE LOL JOKE CAUSE YOU ALWAYS GET IT DUH!!!
congratulations on the front page
You little trickster you!.
but that is why you shouldn't do drugs
this is more well animated child rape
Just Won't Lay Down And Stay Dead
I eat Geisha.
what in the hell was that
i mean sure it was funny and had good animation but wtf man that was weeeeey fucked up
ASTEROID HURLING TOWARDS EARTH!!!
tasty crunch of yummy cookie crumble
Detective Nwar is one day away from retirement.
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