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An epic FLASH game presented in full retro-pixelated 2D glory! You play as Harry Joe, a mulleted man of mammoth machismo...

Episode FOUR: Metropopiss.exe

GAMEWORLD OVERVIEW:
In a time much like our own...
The left wing liberal elites have won...
It's a world of godless sodomites and evolutionary scientists...
Terrorists frolic in the playgrounds...
Jesus has been replaced by the aborting Jezebel...
The Dark Sidedness is fueled by the flames of hippie flag burnings...
But from the ashes a HERO is born; HARRY JOE.
Harry Joe is a simple man. He just wants to be left alone and enjoy what's his. But the Fates have a different destiny in store for our mulleted man of mammoth machismo.

Terrorists have infiltrated his Xanadu. A suicide bomber is threatening his mobile home shanty with imminent annihilation. As Harry Joe, you must traverse your way through dangers hereto unforeseen. Your truck is in town for repairs. You NEED your truck, The Pork-Chop Express, to move your home and save the day! Will you pledge allegiance to the U$A and make them terrorists pay?

Good luck. Protect the Homeland. Secure the borders. If they don't bleed red, white and poo, then you know what you have to do.

Check my profile for other Episodes.

Much more adventure awaits you my proud patrioteer.
This game is filled with too much awesomesauce to fit on newgrounds.
Download the full game@:

www.redwhiteandpoo.net

No load times in the full game! One big, epic, seemless adventure! Extra content not available on newgrounds versions! Compete for HIGH SCORES!!!

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TrentHAXTrentHAX

Rated 0 / 5 stars December 29, 2008

Sad...

It actually wasnt even funny, it was just annoying. I kept playing, hoping it would get better but it never did. :( Epick Phailz.