**12/29/08** Daily First and Front Page! Thaaaank you mister Fuuuuuuulp!... It's just what I wanted, too! And such nice gift wrapping.
This is my submission for the Holiday 2008 contest. It has crashed numerous times because Adobe is a little rascal whippersnapper... so I tried to whip something up in 20 or some days. It's past xmas, I know.
So I hear you didnt give Jesus anything for his birthday this year... it's alright, though. I'm sure he didnt get you anything decent either. He probably gave you that "salvation and sacrifice" shit again, huh? Yeah, yeah, he does that every time. I saw that shit on sale at BrandsMart, big whoop.
Did I finally manage to make a submission thats rated "Everyone"?... I wonder...