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Dec 28, 2008 | 5:39 PM EST
  • Daily Feature December 29, 2008

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**12/29/08** Daily First and Front Page! Thaaaank you mister Fuuuuuuulp!... It's just what I wanted, too! And such nice gift wrapping.

This is my submission for the Holiday 2008 contest. It has crashed numerous times because Adobe is a little rascal whippersnapper... so I tried to whip something up in 20 or some days. It's past xmas, I know.
So I hear you didnt give Jesus anything for his birthday this year... it's alright, though. I'm sure he didnt get you anything decent either. He probably gave you that "salvation and sacrifice" shit again, huh? Yeah, yeah, he does that every time. I saw that shit on sale at BrandsMart, big whoop.

Did I finally manage to make a submission thats rated "Everyone"?... I wonder...

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lokion123lokion123

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 8, 2013

also christian but LOL,jesus would of hated that so much,a guy repeatedly swaping through songs on his cellphonne,thats worse than getting nailed to a board and dying slowly,4.5 cause its still annoying w/ the cell,its STILL GOING!!!!!



Pdt8000Pdt8000

Rated 4 / 5 stars March 31, 2010

I'm christian, but still...

This is pretty funny. This was kindof what it would be like if people still dressed as they were before and if jeses were still... alive... and then Down With the sickness rofl i voted 8/10 its funny but not too funny



neoshaolinneoshaolin

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 17, 2010

I'm fucking catholic, and it's hilarious.

People that are offended by the image of jesus on the cross have aparently never been to mass. It's called the crucifix, idiots. That's right ALL catholic crosses have a bloodied up jesus on it. Dude, this was great. Don't let Bible Thumps mislead you to think otherwise, Mr. Sprinkler.



1-UPStudios1-UPStudios

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 31, 2009

wow

i bet you got some hate mail from this.
you did good here!
this is just, wow.


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frozenmelophobefrozenmelophobe

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 30, 2009

hilarious

see above^


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