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rated 4.43 / 5 stars

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1: This makes poop look good.
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Credits & Info

Programming jmtb02
Producer ArmorGames

Intro Curse Rag

Uploaded: Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
File Info: Game; 2.4 mb

Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Author Comments

Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!

-John

.-====================-.
Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

I'll let you figure out the controls.
'-====================-'

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.

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Vomlix

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 5, 2011

Very nice!

Like every other game Jmtb02 creates, this is funny and entertaining, while requiring minimum design time, resulting in even more funny and entertaining games! I finished this in precisely 500 seconds.

10/10 stars!

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