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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


i completed the game in 1000 sec


Rated 5 / 5 stars


395 seconds baby, as hot wheels would say, BEAT THAT!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Beat my time.

288 seconds, can you beat that? Amazing time-waster sorta game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bleep Bloop

I have so many achievables!

5 points to whoever gets that reference. XD

awesome game, and really like how it makes fun of all the random achievements in games.

10/10, 5/5, fav'd

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The best!

I love this game, and I think John could make another elephant games series....