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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Author Comments

Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

love it

thats wat i sed


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It was ok

It wasn't bad. It reminded me of an old nintendo game or ATARI game


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I enjoyed runing around as an elephant for ..... a very long time :)
Was good


Rated 5 / 5 stars

good job

You managed to to capture the pointlessness of gaining achievements, and with that, I give you a 10

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


really nice
499 seconds

this should have an award why?

it looks good
it is addicting
and it is fun for a while and also a possible WR hunting game

gr ocwil

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