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rated 4.43 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Puzzle

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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 20, 2008
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Author Comments

Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It was ok

It wasn't bad. It reminded me of an old nintendo game or ATARI game


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I enjoyed runing around as an elephant for ..... a very long time :)
Was good


Rated 5 / 5 stars

good job

You managed to to capture the pointlessness of gaining achievements, and with that, I give you a 10

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


really nice
499 seconds

this should have an award why?

it looks good
it is addicting
and it is fun for a while and also a possible WR hunting game

gr ocwil

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


I think the satire that this game is will just be ignored and people will just love the fact that its only achievements.

Strangely enough, for some reason early today I was kinda hoping you would release a new game soon because I always enjoy them. This was no change and I loved the concept and anyone who you were paying out for being achievement whores (which in some cases is me, I always try to 100% games) would enjoy this.

Though I'm going to have to take a couple marks off for two reasons, firstly the re-playability isn't that great because once you finish you know all the achievements and just takes away the fun working them out. Secondly, at times I tried pressing the jump button and it didn't work, though most the time it ran smoothly.

Well as always can't wait to see what you brew up next!

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