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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 5 / 5 stars December 19, 2008


Is it just me, or that is a criticism to that cheap games full of achievements?


Rated 5 / 5 stars December 19, 2008


i love this game


Rated 5 / 5 stars December 19, 2008

Lotsa achievements



Rated 5 / 5 stars December 19, 2008


that was gr8 much props to ya


Rated 5 / 5 stars December 19, 2008

I like it.

Kept me preoccupied for a decent amount of time. The elephant was fun, and the music was jolly. The spikes were spiky, which must have hurt. I love how you just get achievements for EVERYTHING! God, that's hilarious. slapping microsoft in the face. I love the Hitchhikers guide reference. As soon as I saw the hint, I knew immediately. Definitely one of the most fun games of '08.