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Achievement Unlocked

rated 4.43 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Puzzle

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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 20, 2008
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Author Comments

Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

pointlessly creative

You should add a best time list.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A blast

852 seconds. I guess I could have done better, I got stuck on quite a few. My wf figured half of them out for me. haha. Great game.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


This it`s genius, every fucking thing has an achievement hahaha, it makes you think... well, i got 83 % in my first try 5/5 10/10

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I has them. And I has all of them.

I would liek moar.

Fun aside, this is a real piece of work, I love it. Nothing is more addictive then getting every little achievment you can get your claws on. And this makes it a highlight. Well done.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was alot of fun on a Saturday Morning!

Afternoon, whatever time it is... The game was cute, well done, and even the song didn't start to get on my nerves because it was happy. I whole heartedly agree with the message though. Even Game Informer did a piece on this. To many ridiculous things that have nothing to do with the story or proper game play ruining immersion or suspension of disbelief. Thanks for making the point as well, and hopefully people will get the message.

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