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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Author Comments

Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!

-John

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Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

I'll let you figure out the controls.
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12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.

Reviews


KaytinKaytin

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 20, 2008

That was alot of fun on a Saturday Morning!

Afternoon, whatever time it is... The game was cute, well done, and even the song didn't start to get on my nerves because it was happy. I whole heartedly agree with the message though. Even Game Informer did a piece on this. To many ridiculous things that have nothing to do with the story or proper game play ruining immersion or suspension of disbelief. Thanks for making the point as well, and hopefully people will get the message.


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HomosecksualHomosecksual

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 20, 2008

Hahaha, ha.

I absolutely loved how everything was an acheivement, freaking hilarious yet entertaining.


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Colliss-Teh-PirateColliss-Teh-Pirate

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 20, 2008

Great

I Love ho you make fun of how stupid those xbox achievements are


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Burning-WookieBurning-Wookie

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 20, 2008

Boosh. That was fun!

I'm pretty sure every Halo 3 player feels right now that their penis grew at least another 5 inches when they 'completed' this game. But this is definitely a great time killer! You're always coming out with something amazing! props to you!


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PopiousPopious

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 20, 2008

Great idea

Great idea and made me think a lil but not so hard that I had to look up anything. Total time for my first run though was just under 10 minutes.