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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hahaha, ha.

I absolutely loved how everything was an acheivement, freaking hilarious yet entertaining.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I Love ho you make fun of how stupid those xbox achievements are

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Boosh. That was fun!

I'm pretty sure every Halo 3 player feels right now that their penis grew at least another 5 inches when they 'completed' this game. But this is definitely a great time killer! You're always coming out with something amazing! props to you!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great idea

Great idea and made me think a lil but not so hard that I had to look up anything. Total time for my first run though was just under 10 minutes.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pointless fun FTW

Absolutely loved it! Nothing more fun than pointless achievements. Got all of them but the level select code ones, and "too much free time"