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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I <3 THIS GAME! So addicting me and my friends would see wh could get the most!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

690 seconds! ELEPHANT MADNESS (madness! madness! madness!)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Made it in 441 seconds. Love this game and all of you elephant games.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

831 seconds. booyah!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

906 seconds, hah!