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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 25, 2014

831 seconds. booyah!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 6, 2014

906 seconds, hah!


Rated 5 / 5 stars January 3, 2014

I love this game. So meta.

Nice job putting the Konami code in there, too. ;)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars December 30, 2013

so much fun i beat in 9838 seconds


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2013

half the time i didn't know how i got the achievements but i was still happy when i got them. keep it up my good friend