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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Author Comments

Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!

-John

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Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

I'll let you figure out the controls.
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12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.

Reviews


Twipi94Twipi94

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very humorous and addictive :)



Krock01Krock01

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nbomb
Rated 5 / 5 stars 3 days ago
a nice satire of the achievement system. i love it.
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GreenFlow
Rated 5 / 5 stars 9 days ago
356 seconds
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LelWAT
Rated 5 / 5 stars 11 days ago
1063 seconds mostly because I took a break xD Your an elephant... Best. Game. Ever. 10/10
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SmegPod
Rated 5 / 5 stars 2 weeks ago
205 seconds. Aww yeah.
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thegamr
Rated 5 / 5 stars 1 month ago
I <3 THIS GAME! So addicting me and my friends would see wh could get the most!

Yeah, what they said....



nbombnbomb

Rated 5 / 5 stars

a nice satire of the achievement system. i love it.



GreenFlowGreenFlow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

356 seconds



LelWATLelWAT

Rated 5 / 5 stars

1063 seconds mostly because I took a break xD Your an elephant... Best. Game. Ever. 10/10