Ever wonder why there's no cool animals out there like unicorns and owlbears?4.18 / 5.00 29,072 Views
A rip-roaring dungeon running adventure!3.97 / 5.00 11,494 Views
Keep calm and shoot down mobsters.3.60 / 5.00 7,608 Views
Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.
Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!
Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
I'll let you figure out the controls.
12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!
12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.