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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


This game is challenging, but after you get the hang of things, it gets a little easier. The best part is the fact how half of the achievements you can get from just standing there. Anyway Great game, managed to beat it in 1336, i more second!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

love it!

haha ive played this game so many times, took a while for me to beat it without the cheats but finally got it. good game. =]


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Game

Of course, I play on low quality and no sound, as my comp is slow, BUT:
212 seconds! Of course, I played it when it came out, but I didn't use the cheats!(except for the secret reason.).


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

pretty cool

great job and effort, its really simple and fun.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


finally beat the damn thing, and for what? well I won't give away the surprise.

All I've really gained from this game are 2 things, 1) a really catchy little song that is now stuck in my head probably forever, and 2) I beat it in 745 seconds, of which I am rather proud!