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Dec 18, 2008 | 4:35 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008

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Author Comments

Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!


Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (

I'll let you figure out the controls.

12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

kinda hard


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not bad, but it would be awesome if they were all medals for your NG profile...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

aw man, didn't get to finish... I'm ganna have to try later! -gave up on 91%-


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

a fun time waster. a good easy thing to give to a kid, it has its points where you WTF? but thanks to the hints i got them. its an ok game, but could have done a little better.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Made to have a good time