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Dec 16, 2008 | 12:12 AM EST

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Actually, this is a bit of filler while my computer is virused up. I know I don't really need to submit filler to newgrounds, as I never submit anything to newgrounds and I just put it on my site, but I'm kinda desparate to have something here where I get more feedback, as the last thing I did, "Last Resort" (which took up a reasonable portion of my life) was in fact too large to be submitted. This was a bit of a downer seeing as it was the biggest and most effortful animation I had ever forced myself to finish. So now I'm submitting lovely crap. Not actual crap, obviously. But, if I could convert actual crap into a file and import it into flash, then I would. But that is impossible. So instead I am artistically capturing the essence of crap, through interperative dance. But you can't see that, because you're at your computer. And I am at mine. So watch this instead.

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sandordudesandordude

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is so Portal



TickityTickity

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice song choice.

TMBG FTW :D


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ObeyBunnyObeyBunny

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You call this crap, but it's really not!

You call it crap, it's really not.

Your comments were very amusing. Actually, they're single-handedly the absolute best part of this flash. You know what I would like to see from you? - An animated text adventure.

You know, "You are at the edge of a forest. There's a guy dressed in a partial Darth Vader costume flicking his wrist and making a long procession of forest nuns fly into on-coming traffic. The costumed man is sitting on a $30 lawn chair with his legs spread far apart and has a sandwich bag of ice cubes on his groin." Or something....

Even if there were no graphics, only white text on a black background, your game would be 1,000,000 times more creative than those dime-a-dozen yawners that are supposed to be grand operatic stories, but that really just amount to "You're in a forest. You see a key. Item get. You used the key on the locked door in the caves. Yadda yadda yadda."

Anyway, if you ever were to release a text based game, NewGrounds users like me would eat that crap right out of your hand, and then rip off your hand and eat that, and then form squads of starving blood crazed mobs of subhuman crap eating gamers sporting fully automatic screaming death ammunition and fire upon your freshly de-limbed body until you're too dismembered to adequately run faster than our diesel powered obesity scooters can go, and then we'd rip at your perforated belly until we got to the fiber rich crap filled lower intestine where all good Adobe flash animations first originate, and then we'd eat.

Yes.

Oh. And please excuse my profanity, I may or may not have been watching a zombie movie that was cobbled together from repurposed old German porno footage 20 minutes prior to writing this review.

So anyway... make a text adventure.


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powersternumpowersternum

Rated 5 / 5 stars

the relevance

people see that they are not going anywere in life so try to change who they are to be a more succesful person when realy what they should be doing is taking life for what it is and continuing on further , leaving their past behind.


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FelixColgrave responds:

THE NAME IS BEING SARCASTIC, THIS SERIOUSLY MEANS NOTHING. PEOPLE THINK I'M SOME KINDA BROODING-INSIGHTFUL-METAPHOR GUY BUT I'M JUST SOME KID WHO LIKES DRAWING BLOB MONSTERS.


white0rabbitwhite0rabbit

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ahaha

for the love of christ get the cake
p.s i love you work i find this one the best of them


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