Gah.
What a terrible project this has turned out to be.
I lost basically all will to finish, and Flash 8 keeps fucking up and crashing.
Well, this originally started out as a great idea (yes, yet another TANKMEN parody from SMD), but with lack in artistic skills, the idea came crashing down miserably. Don't you hate it when that happens?
I do think the monologue is pretty funny, but I have no inspiration to finish this, that is unless a few of you like it. Then maybe.
I have all the dialogue recorded, and the script is finished, but no morale.
For a few shits and giggles, I will post the dialogue script so all of you know how this should have ended.
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Snake: This is Snake.
Colonel: Good to hear from you Snake, we have intel that a huge 4chan raid is going to hit Newgrounds, at approximately 4:00.
Snake: 4chan??
Colonel: Yes Snake. A group of Anonymous assholes who go around pissing a bunch of people off...
Snake: Hm.......
(Static, as someone cuts into the line)
Snake: Colonel?! Damn.
(Rick Roll starts playing)
Snake *annoyed*: GGRRAAHH!!! Someone hacked into my Codec??? Fucking Kem-Cab!
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Snake: Hm.... I wonder where the Newgrounds headquarters is....
(See's sign saying 'Newgrounds Headquarters)
Snake (in a dry voice): Oh.
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Snake (in Headquarters): Hm.... I wonder where Tom Fulp is....
(Turns, and sees a sign that says Tom Fulp's Office)
Snake *Angrily*: You know, they could have made this alot harder...
(butterfly lands in door knob, and explodes)
Snake: Fuck.
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Snake: No.... It can't be....
(Shows that Ebaumsworld was behind it all)
Snake: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*END*
Yeah, that's how it should have ended.
But no, I left a big cliffhanger. I hope you lie awake for nights on end.
Oh, I seem to be rambling. Anyway, enjoy!
- SMD
