Well, you may have not noticed but The Kurrent Kat is dead now. So I decided to submit something completely unrelated as a tribute. Please enjoy Jewman: A Prelude to Kike and stay tuned for a word from our sponsors to find out how to enlarge your penis.
Jew man is not only jew but also a man, his mind torn by war. The only thing he seeks now is revenge on his nemesis Captain Shitler and matza balls.
One of the most requested awesome toons ever! Gears of Awesome was inspired by my late night obsession with Gears of War 2. I remember it like it was yesterday... because it was.
It was another suburban day in the suburbs (lol). John had just started his first day of spring break and not a day too soon, he was very stressed by his schoolwork; he had no time at all to himself before and now spring break had brought him the very freedom he needed. John was one of the more popular kids in school and now had two long and fun weeks to go to parties, drink and just do whatever he wanted. This freedom only rivaled by his summer break which he adored so much.
That day of freedom had been such a normal day. John had been invited over by his good friend Ryan. "Come over at 3:00 alright? Don't worry I already got some HOOCH!" said Ryan earlier that morning. John loved Ryan's sense of humor, and even though some considered him impolite he somehow always had girls hanging on him for dear life. After John parked his car in Ryan's drive way he got out and walked down the stepping stone path to the front door. Before John could even ring the bell Ryan opened up.
John suddenly remembered why girls loved Ryan so much. It was his looks; Ryan had the classic German facial shape, accompanied by slightly neat blonde hair styled in a way that made his face shine and deep brown eyes, it was enough to make any woman surrender herself.
John thought and then asked "Where are your parents, are they out on their 2nd honeymoon?"
"Don't make me throw up, please." Murmured Ryan "They are actually going to visit my aunt and they took my sister with them."
"Oh" Stated John when he noticed that Ryan was sweaty. "Were you working out?" he asked.
"No, why?" Ryan questioned not quite sure if John was setting him up for a joke.
"Because you are all sweaty." John said.
"Oh no, I wasn't working out" Ryan answered "probably just the air-conditioning."
Ryan motioned John to come inside and John closed the door behind him. Ryan led John into the living room where a familiar character greeted him instantly.
"HEY! JOHNNY BOI!" said Josh in a hysterical manner.
"Hey Josh! Wazzup brotha?" John greeted as he reached out to give Josh some knucks.
John noticed as he moved his arm forward that Josh was sweaty just like Ryan. John only began to suspect something when he saw that a small drop of white liquid was hanging on the side of his mouth. John silenced the notion in his thoughts in a wink. They weren't doing anything gay he though, although oddly enough he felt a small hope that they were. John's thoughts were interrupted by Ryan's low but eased voice answering a Josh. John caught himself just looking at Ryan and staring into his eyes as he explained to Josh what he had done earlier.
Ryan looked at John. John acted as if he was looking at something else.
Ryan laughed "Are you high?"
"No, just spaced out there for a second." replied John.
John was now confused why he kept eyeing up his best friend. He told himself that he was just wishing he looked like that. (But after all that was bullshit, and he knew it! He was almost just as handsome although not as buff and toned as Ryan.) John dismissed his thoughts and continued his conversation. Josh, John and Ryan talked for a while then they watched some TV. Josh's favorite movie "Reno 911 Miami" was on and they decided to watch it.
The threesome had began drinking whatever alcohol they could find. Josh began to get hazy and fell asleep. As Ryan and John sat next to each other on the couch. Ryan looked over at John in the strange way a slutty girl looks at a guy with a big cock, then he got up and
