This is my first real flash, which explains why the sound, animation, and overall concept aren't very good. This could have been done a LOT better, but my 30 day flash free trial expires today and this is what I got in that time. It was also finals week. I'm also lazy.
Enjoy... or at least try to.
There's an easter egg if you care enough to find it. The audio in said egg didn't match up right and my free trial is pretty much up, so I didn't change it. Think of it as a film which has been badly dubbed, for giggles.