I'm putting this up here basically (and perhaps futilely) to deter people posting it and claiming to be me, for reasons I to this day cannot understand. Why *this*, of all things?
Anyway. I did this in 2005. It was the second flash movie I'd ever done. It shows. I cleaned up a few errors in it that had always bothered me before uploading it here, but most of the choppy animation and shoddy art is beyond salvagable and I'd really be better off redoing this from scratch now that I (kind of) know what I'm doing.
I did, however, change two particular scenes in this while cleaning it up. You'll probably be able to tell which ones. The lipsync in one was perfect in Flash but kept getting knocked off time when published arrrrrgh
I would have made it a preloader but really, I just want this to be over with.