Score: 5
"It's just above ok"
date: November 29, 2008
The idea is decent.
The gameplay is above shit.
The sound is decent too.
The lag made me really angry, and I was about to do an evil review... but I found it enough addicting to play through all the game, so it would be hypocrite to say it was so bad.
One thing was really shocking: you're dialogues aren't funny, and vulgar. If the comments had some kind of humour in it, maybe I'd laugh, but "That diamond is big, big as my cock" said with no emotion, and "my nipples are..." twice, man, that's not even funny, it's juste dumping more shit on the nice game it was in the beginning.
Also, the whips sucks since it ABSOLUTELY makes you swing to the left in the first place. As everybody, you hit a wall and pew, you,re dead.
There was a lot of glitch. The spawning thing, like in the lava or above the level, and under it... at least you got a working reset button
That game really upset me because it was a really great game with a lot of awful mistakes that ruined it. Improve it next time.
