Score: 0
"It deserves more than a ten?"
date: January 6, 2009
And apparently I have no taste because I hated all of it? Well you're right, I do have no taste... No taste for a bunch of short clips of poorly drawn, low quality mspaint drawings, but who does?
Obviously it was dreadful, the first clip, where it shows some actual animation, is horrible in almost all ways. The use of the EXACT SAME scream noise over and over again was quite annoying, not to mention the low quality graphics. Seriously, they were terrible. I have no idea how they could even be that horrible, seriously. Unless you print screened madness sprites, but even then I don't think they'd be THAT bad. The movements were also stiff and looked rushed.
Part two, what the fuck. Really pointless, more low quality sprites having seizures and a pointless picture of Jesus up in the corner, bah.
Part 3 : A couple of Hanks with colored glasses flashing, and a couple of poorly arranged characters made from using sprite sheets. Boo. Seriously, if you want to make a character, make it on your own, as in actually draw it. No one likes characters made from sprite sheets, sure it's okay to use the body and head sprites as a base to work off of, but using hats, and other clothing is a no no. However, I am very proud that you know what hand is left and which one is right. Good job.
Part 4 was the exact fucking same as part two so I won't even bother.
Part 5 A bunch of madness heads getting tumors and a pointless sound clip. That sound clip was used so far out of context that it's not even funny. It had NOTHING to do with the actual story.
Part 6, more characters. Horrible characters that is, seriously, the quality is shitty again, what the hell did you do to those sprites?? All of the characters were pretty generic and had looks as if they were directly from "Wootification". No real diversity, just plain old sprites.
Okay so that's it, there wasn't much to review, but now I need to tell you something. YOUR MOVIE DOESN'T DESERVE A TEN, YOU'RE NOT AS GOOD AS YOU THINK YOU ARE IN YOUR HEAD, STOP TELLING YOURSELF LIES.
No one likes a person like you who thinks they deserve such high scores and get mad when people actually give them constructive criticism. It's not like these people review your movies just to piss you off. They review it for a reason, they hated it and don't want to see more. Honestly, the only good reviews that are left on this movie are from retards who obviously suck ass at judging and are too generous to 5 everything that they see is Madness. The main point is, don't pay attention to the retards. Only pay attention to the negative reviews. Because if you don't pay attention to the negative ones, then you'll never learn any thing. You'll just keep reading and doing what the retarded reviewers tell you to, the wrong thing.
Read the negative reviews if you want to get better, you could read the positive reviews, but I wouldn't take them so seriously. The negative reviews are obviously coming from people who have experience, or have enough knowledge from watching the official madness movies to tell that this was not good at all.
August 6, 2009
Author's Response:
well,
I will be honest with you, the sprites were from a pretty old sprite sheet and the quialty of them were'nt brilliant, but anyway. thanks for the tips.
