There's this little game called Left 4 Dead that just came out. You may have heard of it. After playing it for a little while I realised that one of the characters, Francis, has an unhealthy dislike for a lot of different things. I dug through the sound files and pulled out several little gems, which I compiled into this sound board. Enjoy!
btw: If you haven't played Left 4 Dead yet, this probably won't appeal to you very much. That's ok, I forgive you :)