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(Twisted) Cooking Mama

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Nov 18, 2008 | 5:39 PM EST

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There's a dark side to Mama's kitchen. Satisfy your blood-lust as you behead, gut, and stuff a turkey while aiming for the coveted "Meaner Than Mama" Score! It shouldn't surprise that this is a parody of the popular 'Cooking Mama' series, complete with plucking, cutting, mixing and shaping minigames ... it's all just a little bit more twisted than fans might expect.

WARNING: Contains lots of cartoon blood, entrails, gruesome sound effects and other unappetising things. But more to the point, it also contains over-the-top rainbows, starry-eyes and pulsing love hearts that may offend. You've been warned.

This is the first point-and-click-style game I have produced. It was a lot of fun to illustrate/code. I hope you'll get a kick out of playing it too.

[NERDSPEAK] I found that there are some inherently challenging issues with restricting mouse movement (when the cursor is supposed to disappear and get stuck inside a crevasse, for example), since you can't stop the ACTUAL mouse from moving... I never found an elegant solution to this... I'd be very interested to know if there are good solutions out there.. or if this is simply not a good thing to attempt in flash..! If you detect some bugginiess on the 2nd minigame, this is why! :) [/NERDSPEAK]



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

gameplay and nothing else would be 2 stars and while it was enjoyable it was too easy and if you wanted the message to go out there then you could've used satire which would probably make the game better. speaking of which peta had to ruin it. i'd be fine with the special levels for people who don't like gore but you need to do all the other levels first and there is no mention of it that i noticed. also the ending was... PETA. *in annoying derp voice imitating peta in the end of game* boy, that was horrible and realistic huh? well since you sat through all that and the bonus level which was worse because no gore i'm sure that you realise how horrible it is (and yes, i read every 'what mama didn't tell you) and must not like gore. also by you being a good apprentice of cooking mama (or something) and cooking a turkey while she spews out 'facts' about turkey torture or whatever at you, you made her love animals just because fuck you audience and fuck all logic. also there were annoying links and the game was small even for a flash game. in summery this is an awful game but at least it's something i enjoyed. you made an awful way of putting out any message because you could have made it actually gross. oh, and i would never eat turkey... i like consuming chicken more. and your soul (you/your being everyone/everyone's)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Already Veg ^^
but still i agree with the others. Don't guilt trip people its not good for a reputation of a company or business. Just tell then the benefits of it and try to weigh out pros and cons of it and maybe show them and have them be around animals that would be food. And maybe just maybe they might agree to be veg but me ...i'm the only veg in my home so. So don't be harsh guys just understand....also we live in a world survival of the fittest but still my point stands like my lil oinker ^^

(4.5 cause it lost .5 due to me having to deal with links and if i click them i gotta play the game again jjust to see them)

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

Honestly, Peta is really annoying. It is simple, if you don't like meat then don't eat meat. It does no good in shaming others for eating something that they're used to. We're called omnivores for a reason, we were to eat both plants and animals.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

fuck off peta
i am just going to give 1 star because of the star, that is amazing
now, that attempt of making people go vegetarian? fuck you petta at least put a M because there is so much cruelty and blood in the videos

PD:i love animals, i just don't understand why they blame carnivorous people? is the ones who kills the animals not the ones who eats them, use your brains
also, there are things that are good about killing animals, even though is bad, people just have too

is good because we are predators and we need to do our role, do you know what happens when we don't do our role? animals population can be so big that plants and things like that will go scarce and the animals will die from starving, is better to do our role balancing their population and killing them instantly (instantly... ha, i hate that slaughter houses make them suffer through the whole process when they can just kill them, like shoot them in the head, chickens i don't know but they know how to kill them so is better to do it instantly so they don't suffer) or is better to let them suffer from starving until they die?
is proved by science that if animals are not killed they will kill themselves from starving

the only thing i don't like, is cruelty on animals for fun or making a animal go extinct because of us people, at least they should try to not kill them all come on we are the smartest species on earth we should know when to kill a animal and when to give them some peace

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

Well aside from this being a shameless plug by PETA who love to euthanize the pets they "liberate", the game is boring, too easy, as well as not even being a good satirical version of cooking a turkey.

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