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Submitted: 11/18/2008 | 05:39PM EST

File Info: Game | 1.1 MB | Add Game to Favorites

Genre: Simulation - Other

Current Score: 3.26 / 5.00

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There's a dark side to Mama's kitchen. Satisfy your blood-lust as you behead, gut, and stuff a turkey while aiming for the coveted "Meaner Than Mama" Score! It shouldn't surprise that this is a parody of the popular 'Cooking Mama' series, complete with plucking, cutting, mixing and shaping minigames ... it's all just a little bit more twisted than fans might expect.

WARNING: Contains lots of cartoon blood, entrails, gruesome sound effects and other unappetising things. But more to the point, it also contains over-the-top rainbows, starry-eyes and pulsing love hearts that may offend. You've been warned.

This is the first point-and-click-style game I have produced. It was a lot of fun to illustrate/code. I hope you'll get a kick out of playing it too.

[NERDSPEAK] I found that there are some inherently challenging issues with restricting mouse movement (when the cursor is supposed to disappear and get stuck inside a crevasse, for example), since you can't stop the ACTUAL mouse from moving... I never found an elegant solution to this... I'd be very interested to know if there are good solutions out there.. or if this is simply not a good thing to attempt in flash..! If you detect some bugginiess on the 2nd minigame, this is why! :) [/NERDSPEAK]

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Average Score: 6.3 / 10

Score: 10
blam890

"weird"

date: November 7, 2009

Ok I have 2 insesed this game is kinda messed you at the first cause I thought it was about the mean side of her but when I think about it it's actually awesome so I give it ten

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Score: 10
gods2war

"Hmm... intresting."

date: November 7, 2009

I have always eaten meat but i have also known of the terrible things they have done to animals. I would love to be a vegetarian but my body needs certain nutrients that meat can give and there isnt always vegetables to go around (you cant just find them everywhere you have to buy them). But this promotes a good idea.

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Score: 9
Alucardjr

"game was fun"

date: November 6, 2009

game was fun. gross, bloody and made turkey look gross, but i will just focus on the gameplay and such, then maybe share my opinion.

Alright the game itself was fun, i liked the blood and gore and it was actually weird... Really up my alley. The graphics were good, gameplay was simple and easy and all in all it was funny.

now for my opinion. Yeah we mistreat turkeys, but you know what? people used to kill wooly mammoths and such just as evilly as we kill things today. no one cared back then. they were happy to have the food and we should be today too. Yeah they die horrible deaths, but really, humans are sadistic evil bastards and we like it that way. and PETA you pretty much just pushed your belief onto a bunch of people who don't really give a shit about your damn tofu eating ways.

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Score: 8
BigRoofus

"Good game, strong message"

date: November 2, 2009

I reviewed this game a while back but I think it bears a second look now that Thanksgiving is coming up again.

The game itself is amusing. The controls are a little off, but since we're dealing with trying to emulate motion detection with a mouse that's to be expected. Some of the segments are way difficult though.

What astonishes me though, is how threatened people are by this game. Give me a break, folks. If you're feeling intimidated about your life because of a stupid little flash game, you have bigger problems. Rate the GAME, not your life.

If slaughter houses had glass walls, every one of you would be vegetarian.

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Score: 10
thewiru

"too cool"

date: October 25, 2009

i loved this (violent,bloody and cool) game

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