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Nov 16, 2008 | 11:43 PM EST

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#UPDATE: Edward Wright now officially has a Facebook page! For the latest updates on the newest Edward Wright coming to Newgrounds, be sure to check it out and like it at http://www.facebook.com/p ages/Edward-Wright/173255 306029840

#UPDATE: And wow, there it is, 50k views. That's amazing. As I said at 20k views, compared to some flashes on Newgrounds, that's not a lot. But to us, that means so much, along with the 178 reviews we've received, the 86 favourites, and the 753 votes, and the rating of 3.94, thank you so much to everyone from us, and of course, the one and only, Edward Wright.

#UPDATE: It's official, Virtual Psychiatrist has now received 20k views! Now compared to a lot of Flashes on Newgrounds, that's not a lot, but for us it's a big deal, so we would like to thank everyone who's helped support Virtual Psychiatrist and will continue to in the future! Thank-you all so much and we hope you all have great days in celebration ^_^

#UPDATE: First off, thanks to everyone who recommended us for the Gadgets section, we're now officially there! Thank you so much, you're all awesome! However on a sadder note, it turns out our dear friend Edward has been popping up on other websites without our permission! So please guys help support us by doing some of the following things if you can:

1) If you see Edward Wright (Virtual Psychiatrist) on another website, please let us know where it is via Newgrounds mail.
2) Please help support the Newgrounds release by visiting this page where you can.
3) And try to encourage others to visit the Newgrounds page when using Edward Wright :)

So thanks again guys for all your support and for helping us make it to the Gadgets section! It is now our big holiday break and we hope to have an updated version of Virtual Psychiatrist to you in the future. Thanks you're all awesome ^_^

#UPDATE: Oh... well... not really an update, but remember to reccomend to the gadgets collection if you like =) Also keep your eyes and ears out for later versions! As me both Lockdude and Tom-Arto will be working hard to add more to this game and release another version down the track. Thankyou, enjoy!

#UPDATE: The previous version of Virtual Psychiatrist has been deleted to welcome in this version! Enjoy the comprehensive engine that is... Edward Wright!

#UPDATE: I very quickly realised I submitted a version with a broken preloader, this has been fixed, and I apologise to those 67 odd people who had to view the flash this way, and those 49 whom voted.

This is the second time we have submitted this flash, and the first one still remains on the portal, reason being we want to see how this one fairs, as it has two big differences.

FIRST DIFFERENCE: The mysterious text deleting glitch is gone, now your text will not be deleted. This was a major factor in our last flash, getting a lot of negative votes and reviews, and we believe fixing this makes it a better flash.

SECOND DIFFERENCE: The engine has been upgraded, and he should now be smarter, making it a different flash as well.

So please vote fairly, but most of all enjoy. Below is the blurb from the last version of this game. As soon as this flash stays on, I will delete the previous version.

PREVIOUS BLURB:

The return of Edward Wright, only now looking bigger and meaner, and more friendly and trustworthy than ever before! Fitted out with new graphics and a better smarter engine to boot. Have hours of fun on this little contraption!

Please remember, to help us improve on this Virtual Psychiatrist please report any errors to us, with what you said and his reply, so we can slowly make him close to perfect!

We hope you enjoy, and a big thanks to Lockdude who worked on the engine, and Tom-Arto who did all the graphics!

Also, if you like it remember to recommend it to the gadgets collection :)

Reviews


iCuteiCute

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 17, 2008

hehe

i guess he's even more a psycho than any of his patients can be

earlierst memory?
- i fucked your wife
why is that?
- because she wanted that
what you benefit from doing so ?
good question, she is ugly
umm...

:D


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MizzShinoda77MizzShinoda77

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 17, 2008

our whole convo, lmao

me: eat me
him: you should try eating me instead
me: i want your wife
him: sometimes i want my wife too
me: i want to fuck her
him: what you benefit from doing so?
me: cum
him: i dont know what to say to that
me: fuck me
him: no!
me: i want to slap your mouth
him: your mouth!

that's all i did before i busted out laughing, too effin funny. you should make him respond to more of the sexual terms...think about it, thats mostly why ppl are on NewGroumds to begin with XD


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MrAidsMrAids

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 17, 2008

Hilarious.

He should be called a psychologist, not a psychiatrist. Psychiatrists administer drugs to their patients, psychologists simple analyze the patient, and offer solutions.

Apart from that, it was good.

I liked it when I said to him "I'm banging your wife", and he said "Do you enjoy banging my wife?" and I said to him "HELL YES!".

That virtual man makes me laugh.


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Lockdude responds:

You've just given us a great idea for the next version. I can't promise you it will actually come around, but we'll give it a shot, thanks for the contribution and we'll be sure to get in contact with you if it goes into the next version =) If not keep a look out for it in the future all the same ^_^


sucknorrissucknorris

Rated 2 / 5 stars November 17, 2008

good idea, but ... meh

it seems he has just a few answers, so it is impossible to start something that comes near to a real conversation. even fucking around with him isn't much fun, because he's always answering "your xxx!"

The idea is great but get a better engine. :|


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Lockdude responds:

Aaah yes, I forgot to fix that, thank you. That was an inside joke when we started on Edward, it was meant to be taken out. For example, if you called him a monkey he'd respond with the ever so witty answer, "You're a monkey!"... It was funny at the time, lol. So we'll fix that up in the next version. Keep an eye out for it in the future and thank you for helping improve Edward Wright!


psychochick52psychochick52

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 17, 2008

not bad

Responded to more of my stuff than I thought it would but well i think i still need to see my therapist and forgot to ask the virtual psychiatrist for pills dangit.


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