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Nov 16, 2008 | 11:43 PM EST

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#UPDATE: Edward Wright now officially has a Facebook page! For the latest updates on the newest Edward Wright coming to Newgrounds, be sure to check it out and like it at ages/Edward-Wright/173255 306029840

#UPDATE: And wow, there it is, 50k views. That's amazing. As I said at 20k views, compared to some flashes on Newgrounds, that's not a lot. But to us, that means so much, along with the 178 reviews we've received, the 86 favourites, and the 753 votes, and the rating of 3.94, thank you so much to everyone from us, and of course, the one and only, Edward Wright.

#UPDATE: It's official, Virtual Psychiatrist has now received 20k views! Now compared to a lot of Flashes on Newgrounds, that's not a lot, but for us it's a big deal, so we would like to thank everyone who's helped support Virtual Psychiatrist and will continue to in the future! Thank-you all so much and we hope you all have great days in celebration ^_^

#UPDATE: First off, thanks to everyone who recommended us for the Gadgets section, we're now officially there! Thank you so much, you're all awesome! However on a sadder note, it turns out our dear friend Edward has been popping up on other websites without our permission! So please guys help support us by doing some of the following things if you can:

1) If you see Edward Wright (Virtual Psychiatrist) on another website, please let us know where it is via Newgrounds mail.
2) Please help support the Newgrounds release by visiting this page where you can.
3) And try to encourage others to visit the Newgrounds page when using Edward Wright :)

So thanks again guys for all your support and for helping us make it to the Gadgets section! It is now our big holiday break and we hope to have an updated version of Virtual Psychiatrist to you in the future. Thanks you're all awesome ^_^

#UPDATE: Oh... well... not really an update, but remember to reccomend to the gadgets collection if you like =) Also keep your eyes and ears out for later versions! As me both Lockdude and Tom-Arto will be working hard to add more to this game and release another version down the track. Thankyou, enjoy!

#UPDATE: The previous version of Virtual Psychiatrist has been deleted to welcome in this version! Enjoy the comprehensive engine that is... Edward Wright!

#UPDATE: I very quickly realised I submitted a version with a broken preloader, this has been fixed, and I apologise to those 67 odd people who had to view the flash this way, and those 49 whom voted.

This is the second time we have submitted this flash, and the first one still remains on the portal, reason being we want to see how this one fairs, as it has two big differences.

FIRST DIFFERENCE: The mysterious text deleting glitch is gone, now your text will not be deleted. This was a major factor in our last flash, getting a lot of negative votes and reviews, and we believe fixing this makes it a better flash.

SECOND DIFFERENCE: The engine has been upgraded, and he should now be smarter, making it a different flash as well.

So please vote fairly, but most of all enjoy. Below is the blurb from the last version of this game. As soon as this flash stays on, I will delete the previous version.


The return of Edward Wright, only now looking bigger and meaner, and more friendly and trustworthy than ever before! Fitted out with new graphics and a better smarter engine to boot. Have hours of fun on this little contraption!

Please remember, to help us improve on this Virtual Psychiatrist please report any errors to us, with what you said and his reply, so we can slowly make him close to perfect!

We hope you enjoy, and a big thanks to Lockdude who worked on the engine, and Tom-Arto who did all the graphics!

Also, if you like it remember to recommend it to the gadgets collection :)



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Our convo,and I quote...

Me;Can I ask you a question?
Him;Of course,ask me anything.
Me;Are you fucking your secretary?
Him;I dunno,am I fucking my secretary?
Me;I dunno.
Me;Tell me, Yes or no are you fucking your secretary?
Him;Yes,I do fuck my secretary,would it make you feel more comfortable if I didn't?
Me;Can I fuck her?
Him;Yes,of course you can.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I am shocked and scared

I asked does he rape 5 year old boys and girls and he answers
Of course, I am the author of the book ''Edward Wright- How to rape 5 year old boys and girls


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

So Great.

why are your shoes so FUCKING ugly?
they are FUCKING ugly because they can.

either his mouth is off or he talks really slow because his mouth moves even when theres nothing hes saying.
eg. "no" for 5 minutes.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

o man so funey!!!

and i qwote:
me: my dick is big
him: why?
me: your secratary is hot
him: my secratary is hot!
me: do you have a virgin
him: yes i do have a virgin
me: can i do her
him: pehaps you could if you put your mind to it
me: do you have beer
him: yes i do have beer
me: can i have some
him: no, very few can

this all hapend it 11:30 pm so i was geting very weird.
good game anyway.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I asked him if he rapes cats and he said yes. LMAO!

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Lockdude responds:

Wow, even I'm learning new things about Dr. Edward Wright!