what do the top Scientology actors do on their days off from healing the world with their amazing acting? They're cops of course! and not just any old regular cops...they are SCIENTOLOGY COPS! Lead by their chief master and overlord L Ron Hubbard they take to the streets to help convert the deluded blind public to scientology.
Join John Travolta and Tom Cruise on a banging rollercoaster street beat using the gift of Hip Hop to spread the good word!
All drawings, "animation", voices and music by David Ives (2008)
(Lyrics for Scientology rap)
Im a bad mother fucker and im here to say
Scientology is where you wanna be
Listen up good ya stupid fools
Now im passing over the mic to my boy tom cruise!
Take the test if your stressed yeah you know its free
But your gonna have to still pay a hefty fee
for this book yeah boy you know its dyanics
If you aint got no money fool then you can forget it!