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An asshole travels through time.
Update: Holy shit! Daily First, Weekly Fifth, and a 4.3! I was shooting for Daily Fourth and a 3.6, so this is really really cool. Thanks to everyone for watching.
As much as I want to laugh, putting the Holy Mother their was low.
She was the one that wanted it!
I was like, "No! Virgin Mary, I won't have sex with you, because that would be blasphemous! People might be offended!"
And she was like, "No, give it to me! I like it rough and dirty, and then I want you to cum all over my holy face and tits and then stick it up my ass and then have me suck you off in The Sistine Chapel while I give The Pope a rimjob and poop all over Mother Theresa while reading Harry Potter, having an abortion, getting gay married, and converting to Scientology! Then I want you to make a cartoon about it."
How could I resist??????
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