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Submitted: 11/03/2008 | 02:22PM EST
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Genre: Comedy - Original
Current Score: 2.03 / 5.00
226 votes | 1,095 views
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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I made this in about 3 hours for my ICT Multimedia course two years ago, and have decided to put it up against the rest of the world. It's not the best, but I'll let you be the judge of that =]
And, to be fair, it really doesn't need a preloader!
Enjoy!
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Average Score: 4.7 / 10
"Could have been better"
Pretty boring, there just wasn't any animation and the way the flash was presented felt as if it could have been so much better. For instance, the humour was there but there was no narration; some narration with a big selling type voice would have been awesome and helped to heighten up the flash. It was also too short which hurt it pretty solidly.
"Umm.."
It would be cooler is you did like normal ads do: show off what they are selling. Put in some examples and -better yet- throw in a free ninja kill for every small child killing someone orders. :D
"fast"
It would have been funnier if it was longer, and had a few different things added to it, like some ultra cool techno music. Good try though.
"Good "idea", but......"
The visuals took points away from this. And while the "assassin-for-hire" via ad/commercial seems humorous and entertaining, it wasn't enough to gain those points back.
Maybe if this went further with a full feature the plot/humor would overcome the weak points?
"honestly!"
wat motivates sum1 to do this seriously!
