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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play.

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


this game is gay.. the movies were cool as hell with sick music and lots of gore.. but why cant we kill someone but ourselfs..


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Interesting, but...

If you want to complain about a bunch of stuff and make fun of a bunch of stuff, at least make it into a game that's interesting to PLAY too. :p


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


AM I NOT GETTING THIS GAME OR WHAT? when it starts im standing on a platform and cant move or do anything


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This isn't a game, it's an interactive cartoon.

I was going to rate it at a 3. 1 point for execution, 1 point for humor, and 1 point for imagination. But then I thought more about it, and it isn't really all that imaginative (just a lot of pop culture), it isn't all that funny (it's adolescent and half-baked), and it wasn't even properly executed -- it's NOT a game. It's not even worth spending time looking at. Just to let you know beforehand, it's a real piece of shit, but it's a trendy piece of shit. That's what it gets 1 point for, for being newsgrounds-y, replete with obligatory NG reference.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


am i playing this right? it seems to be the same thing each level.... does it get better as i go along or soemthing???