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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
  • Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008

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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Not realy my kind of game actualy...
And 1 question: Where do you use the "duck" button for..?

Nutcasenightmare responds:

To duck.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I'm not amused

yeah, make the polar bear level not a piece of junk. perhaps you could make it possible to beat? or just SKIP it?

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Actually I tried changing that, but my edits are 'in the queue'. So.... yeah.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


TBH i do not know how this got as high scoring as it did... it was repetitive unclear and not even very funny, i think i laughed 2 through the whole thing.

Its nice, but does it deserve 7th?... no


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


I don't understand how the rating is so high. The game isn't fun or funny. The only fun to be had is the asteroids level. Also, rules 1&2.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Load of shit

That wasn't highbrow... that was just spouting an endless list of themes with occasional ironic modifications to the standard formula...
Sorry dude, but that was a pointless submission to the world XD