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rated 4.44 / 5 stars
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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.

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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here

Reviews


SynthAnthonySynthAnthony

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Blah...

This game was bad not because it's some kind of an untraditional, experimental game.
This game was bad because all jokes were lame....

Not funny at all... lame... yeah, and I have a good sense of humor - guy at lvl 37 was right - screw this game! 37 levels of you just falling down isn't fun at all.

I'll give you 4 for an original concept - but next time find some jokes that are actually funny, and you will have an amusing game.



lordscott100989lordscott100989

Rated 2 / 5 stars

damn

That was 40 levels of crap



SETMAN2000SETMAN2000

Rated 2 / 5 stars

bulls##t!!!

can be cooler... bet the next one is

not!!



smokingstarsmokingstar

Rated 2 / 5 stars

All witty social commetary aside

This game is repetitive and boring.



RedSkeltonRedSkelton

Rated 2 / 5 stars

urghh

thought it was awful man, sorry, i was cringing through all the dialouge and the way you paced it was just so gay and bland, i cant think of any other word, it was just gaygaygay and just kind of embarrassing to play through. the "witty political sarcasm" or whatever was just so awful, i hope you don't talk and act like that in real life. good effort i guess.