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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!


NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D


Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

when replaying this monogamie lvl....

i couldnt move anymore?! bug or what??
has this thing any sense at all?? xDD would have loved if there were different ways to jump down ^^ or kick thos other figures! anyway ^^ i dont get the sense of this so low score for boredom


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

yes sir

boring and funny at the same time.. only worth 5.. or 6
in fact.. yea 5!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Are you depressive?

Or is it only for the comic of repetition? Try to do better, suicides games allready exists.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Awesome BUt.....

Awesome game! But... i cant get past the global warming thing, i tried it everywhere and none of my friends can pass it 5/10 3/5


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Flattery or Ripoff?

This game seems to me extremely similar to some works of zefrank of years ago. x.html .html

I thusly give this game a lower score for lack of originality.