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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play.

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Lol pretty funny.

It was a fun idea, and I liked the references (they made it pretty obvious you're a far-left liberal, though. Democrat: the game - Mario was from a socialist country, you could be too!)

Anyway, most of it was just an interactive cut-scene with punchlines, and when there actually was game play it wasn't well made (the asteroids remake being the one exception). So while I did get a chuckle out of it, committing suicide over an over again really doesn't make me want to hit any button above the 3.

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Darn. I tried to make any political stance this game has completely obscure. I hoped that :the game: wouldn't seem blatantly liberal, which is why medicare and Al Gore were made the butt end of jokes here.

And, I had no idea Mario was from a socialist country...


Rated 3 / 5 stars

BEAT IT!! God is this game annoying.


Rated 3 / 5 stars




Rated 3 / 5 stars

Um...I get it and all but...hmm...I don't know hahaha.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


i didnt even finish the damn thing! its so damn long!