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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!


NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D


Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Was kind of cool at first, then once I hit like level 20 it got so boring, but I knew I had to beat it. I did, but it told me I lost. Either way, I ain't playing it again. That was torture! LOL.
Cool game I suppose though.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Very O.K

i found it very funny but to bloddy and to loooooooooooooooooooooong that is why it only gives 6/10 only chuck norris can get 10/10 btw


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

its ok

it was really boring in the beginning. once u made the little guy able to do stuff and added more to the levels, it got more interesting. the jokes were really funny also! maube next time u could make it longer and add more things to do in the levels!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Great game...

But VERY inappropriate for younger audiences.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

i guess the joke is on me

i finished the game