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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

While it was extremely funny, it got repetitive...

See, all you get to do is just jump off a platform and advance to the next level, with a good joke between each one. But thing is, that's pretty much all there is, save for a unique yet all the more funny level every now and then. You should've put more meaning to the game...You are a very funny flash author with high-quality jokes. You should put them in a movie or something. Also, there's a major glitch on the level where you're supposed "to get to the top". On that level, there's no discernible way to actually win by getting to the top, I only get infinitely higher without actually getting to the top by the game's standards. All the while, this was a very good flash, you have much talent, and keep getting your games on to the front page!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wow, this is really liberal. lol


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I'll be frank

It is a good game, but it disappointed me a lot. I was expecting a funny platformer, and right from the start, just by the plain white character, I knew their would be some mind buggling comments troughout that game (don't ask why, I just knew it! XD) It reminded me of The Bright in the Screen or Valve's Portal, or even Hunted Forever... you know, somethng messing with your mind, with sarcastic comments and all (you may not see the point). I digress.

The thing that disappointed me was that the game objective was kinda stupid. Always killing your character. There were good jokes, and a good psychologic approach, but at some point, you got bored of the sameness of every screen, waiting to see what you would come for every new "game". That kind of stuff, different versions and running gags could have been in a movie.

It was long, and it started to be repetitive. I'm open-minded and I don't want to say that I got pissed after the three first levels, I played it all the way through, but I was always expecting the quality to upgrade, to have some objective.... It was mainly jumping down the platform and wait for the sarcastical-political comment you'd have to say about it.

When I was controlling two character, I would have liked to have something special to do in order to die, you see? It got pointless, and I kept hope until the end. And in the end, all I got to say is that you put a lot of work in a deceiving way: you thought of all the jokes instead of innovating a little gameplay around it. Maybe it was your intention from the start, all I say is that it lacks some originality in a certain way (because I agree that the "sayings" were quite original.... if it was not just for that...)

Anyway, made me smile in some parts, so I give you points, the graphics were really nice, the effort was there. Bravo!

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I love this game, the download link won't open unfortunately also I believe I have played this game on another website and it had more levels

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Funny but repetitive

You had lots of nice jokes in there but what you needed was a better way to present them cause giving the player a little block to stand on then they fall of it to get a funny little message was fun for the first 10 or so then you put in the occasional minigame which were fun.

Presentation - Nice opening sequence and the menus are really nicely made.
Gameplay - Minigames were the only thing you really had going for you.
Graphics - Nice style and feel to them
Sound - Would have like to see more then 4 or 5 pieces of music in this game
Replay Value - The actual game 0 but the mini games maybe...

Overall 3/5 and 7/10

I would like to see a sequel with a little more content next time and maybe a plot line or something -_-