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Action - Platformer - Puzzle
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suicide
satire
politics
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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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5.2 mb
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account!
http://armorgames.com/pla y/2619/the-game

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NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."
~JoexP

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

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Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
-Whirled.com
-Ebaumsworld.com
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.
DO WUT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE A PIRATE.

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Oh, and to save you the trouble:

http://www.nutcasenightma re.com/download_the_game.
zip

:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.

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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here

Reviews


juniorplayerjuniorplayer

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 25, 2009

YEEEAAAAHH

AWESOME seroisly this game is so good dat if it waz any better it would,it would ah lets face it it cant be better(ok mayb if der waz spartucus!!!)



GamerN4GamerN4

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 19, 2010

lol, awesome!

funny and up-predictable!


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IcehouseProductionsIcehouseProductions

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 23, 2010

SPARTANS!

Tonight,WE DRIVE IN HELL AND DRINK!Following that,Satan will have cake and punch at the Dark Castle(666 Pennsylvania Ave)from 5-7pm EST



thegreat778thegreat778

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 18, 2011

wow

The fresh refreshing taste of ice cold 40 weird ass levels in the morning ....you gotta love this kindof stuff man!


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doomsdaydoggysdoomsdaydoggys

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 5, 2008

That was

Absolutely brilliant :D