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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged November 5, 2008
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.

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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here

Reviews


ClockworkmanClockworkman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

exquisite,

:the game: made me laugh on every lvl.



1dominatio1dominatio

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Problem

in your account i see a recent medal of "TheGame3" but i can´t find is whats up with that.


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Nutcasenightmare responds:

WELL GUESS WHAT
The third The Game will be out in ONE HOUR

And uh yes I accidentally gave myself medals woops


kittysavesyoukittysavesyou

Rated 5 / 5 stars

One of the most classic games on the site. Thanks for uploading!


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SoopahGuySoopahGuy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hint for Alcholism:the game

when you click the drunk bastard your supposed to click, hole and drag him so he walks in a straight line



breakingtwilitebreakingtwilite

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ahaha!

ohh; jeeez.
the animations and gameplay were actually very decent; and the humor was probably the best part.
AWESOME game! :D


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