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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Stop Hammertime!

that was too funny


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome game

at first i was liek wtf?
but after a whle i got it
it's hilarious and i love the different levels
you should make medals for it!

People find this review helpful!
Nutcasenightmare responds:

Yeah, I should probably get to the awesomesauce quick in the first few levels... in THE GAME TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO


Rated 5 / 5 stars

nice n simple



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny Ass Game

This game was funny I typed about his mother's boobs & he told me to tell him more


Rated 5 / 5 stars

What's a Nihlist's opinion on this game?

If you didn't get it, please go play some Gears 2 and enjoy being twelve just a little longer. Very well done, probably the singular greatest accomplishment in the history of mankind.