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rated 4.44 / 5 stars
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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Spartans, tonight we drive in hell and drunk xD!
Awesome job!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

this game is like the funnest game EVER very creative and long thats how i like my games

i give this game a.... 5


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A Politically opinionated great sense of humor!

After repeatedly playing :the game: due to my need for LOL's in safe, yet violent means, I have come to the conclusion that this game is worth all 10 stars! The graphics are very original and each level has its own joke and punchline, while it still makes a statement on many topics that we argue about today, such as China's occupation of Tibet, censorship, and even the paranormal and feminism. Personally, my favorite level was Pacifism because the reaction is so spot-on with the pissed off Halo players who felt the need to make a statement, although there seems to be a bit of Steam blended in as many people complain on the forums about trolls and whatnot on Steam's games more than on Bungie's Halo forums.......

And I was Rickrolled--this is pretty much the only time I ever let myself be Rickrolled!

All in all, :the game: has its own unique style, flavor, and even motivation.

NICELY DONE! Or, in short, WIN!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Yeah, I agree.. a basic sum of life, and guess what?! I don't need 20 kegs of beer just to enjoy this!!!!!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


the pacman thing was messed up (in a good way) very fun i want a sequel!!!