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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars

a hilarious, honest and political comedy 5 STARS TO BEST POLITIC COMEDY EVER


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Blown away.

Over the past 8 years, I have been a huge fan of newgrounds, going through periods of extreme obsession to latent neglect. Upon coming back to the site after a rather long hiatus, this was one of the first games I played upon my return. I can, without reservation, say that this is the finest piece of work that I have ever seen on the site. I am honestly at a loss for words as to what you have managed to create here. Congratulations. I happen to work in the VG industry (for the awful, yet extremely lucrative Activision) and would love more info to pass along. Though it would certainly need some refinement, this truly deserves to be hosted on either PSN, X360 live or both. People NEED to see this. If you have any interest in this, please send me some info at Thank you for this brilliant game...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was really stupid and dumb and i loved everybit of it

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


5 stages rule!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

EPIC! i love this game! the art is awesome!

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