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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged November 5, 2008
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.

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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here

Reviews


The-Dark-ReviewerThe-Dark-Reviewer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

damn!

This is an AWESOME game! Almost every joke I've heard and known is in there! And I can't get over the Rick Roll joke... I mean I kept clicking the trophy unwittingly... The rest was just cool. :(


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Buster60Buster60

Rated 5 / 5 stars

funniest game ever!!!

damn great idea


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JackTipperJackTipper

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great job.

Love how you hit so many subjects at once. Don't know if your audience will hit get em all but it has some fresh ideas and mature jokes for most games on the web.


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SteffSteff

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow

Great game, I liked it alot!
Animations were great, and the game
was fun!
Good job, I like your work!


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jente666666jente666666

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahahahaha.

great added to fave.
great work.
much work.
keep it up.

ps:don't drink TO much coffee.


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Nutcasenightmare responds:

STARBUCKS: the game
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