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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was quite brilliant.

I'd take one off for how annoying An Inconvenient Spoof was, but the rest of it made me laugh so hard (especially the "five stages" one) that I don't care anymore. Make a sequel!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


got stuck on the falling path, the bear keeps eating me and the checkpoint doesnt always work!!
il fu**ing kill you for that!
i wanna end the game!!!

ps. i love you :3

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

Crap, the checkpoint-of-no-return doesn't work? I'll have to fix that...

And as for the polar bear, yeah, just wait behind it a little. There's no metaphor there, it's just to piss people off.

ps. i love you too :3


Rated 5 / 5 stars

purely amazing

this was truely fantastic i loved the sense of comedy you get from every level and i honestly would like to see more

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


hay i cant play it anyone can say why?