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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
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Author Comments

Special thanks to pHacon for helping me get an admin move the game to my Armorgames account! y/2619/the-game

NG Certificate, nominated for Tank Awards, and now my 1337th reviewer!

"how do you give your opinion on everything? make a game about it."

Congrats to JoexP for being my 1337th reviewah! =D

Oh wow!
Flash Portal History!!! Thanks Tom!

List of websites that, if :the game: is on, is stolen:
Attribution would at least be nice, kthxbai.


Oh, and to save you the trouble:


:THE GAME: is now downloadable! Now, as this game is 640x400, this game would go PERFECTLY with the screen resolution 1280x800. Twice the size and twice the lag. Spread :the game: around. Go ahead.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars November 1, 2008


10/10 5/5 ... unique in style... Great job!! i hope there will be a 2nd....

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

Why thank you! (Nice icon, btw)

And yes, I am planning a second. As long as there are politcians, there will be political satire for me to do. Which is why I am against anarchism.


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 1, 2008


altho having like 5 levels in a row that dont have anything in them besides falling down is kinda annoying lol and no use for the duck lol ? i kept on thinkin u gona make a rocket shoot up his ass when i duck lol..but great game non the less
oh and the score is flying cuz every body gets like 10+ to the score ... so 1 person (me) gave you extra 0.15 to the score so it went from 3.86 to 4.01

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

And when you most expect a rocket, you least expect a monkey. That'll be $40.

And thanks for your vote! Hey, at least on Newgrounds, your vote DOES matter.


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 1, 2008


This is an AWESOME game! Almost every joke I've heard and known is in there! And I can't get over the Rick Roll joke... I mean I kept clicking the trophy unwittingly... The rest was just cool. :(

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Rated 5 / 5 stars November 1, 2008

funniest game ever!!!

damn great idea

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Rated 5 / 5 stars November 1, 2008

Great job.

Love how you hit so many subjects at once. Don't know if your audience will hit get em all but it has some fresh ideas and mature jokes for most games on the web.

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